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RC Vikings · 04-30-2008, 03:58 PM

Had sex in your office with Brazilian twins with the best of Jenna Jamison running on two big screens in the background after smoking pot all night and getting drunk on cheap wine and had it recorded and sent to your wife but she was okay with it and wanted to join in next time but only if her hot best friend could join it also?

Yes or No?

Indy Coug · 04-30-2008, 04:07 PM

So it turns out I was being stalked after all.

BYU71 · 04-30-2008, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by RC Vikings

Had sex in your office with Brazilian twins after smoking pot all night and getting drunk on cheap wine and had it recorded and sent to your wife but she was okay with it and wanted to join in next time but only if her hot best friend could join it also?

Yes or No?

I once had the chance to do all that, but it was my girlfriend not my wife that was OK with it. However, after much thought I realized I wouldn't be able to partake of the Sacrament on Sunday and I know a rumor would start that I either drank or smoked. Therefor I passed on the opportunity.

RC Vikings · 04-30-2008, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by BYU71

I once had the chance to do all that, but it was my girlfriend not my wife that was OK with it. However, after much thought I realized I wouldn't be able to partake of the Sacrament on Sunday and I know a rumor would start that I either drank or smoked. Therefor I passed on the opportunity.

I think we will be surprised by the number of people this has happened to or at least had the opportunity.

SoCalCoug · 04-30-2008, 08:24 PM

Well, not with BRAZILIAN twins.

UtahDan · 04-30-2008, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by RC Vikings

Had sex in your office with Brazilian twins with the best of Jenna Jamison running on two big screens in the background after smoking pot all night and getting drunk on cheap wine and had it recorded and sent to your wife but she was okay with it and wanted to join in next time but only if her hot best friend could join it also?

Yes or No?

I have with the eyes of my understanding.

Detroitdad · 05-01-2008, 12:49 AM

While snorting cocaine off a hooker's bare bottom? Too many times to count.

TripletDaddy · 05-01-2008, 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by RC Vikings

Had sex in your office with Brazilian twins with the best of Jenna Jamison running on two big screens in the background after smoking pot all night and getting drunk on cheap wine and had it recorded and sent to your wife but she was okay with it and wanted to join in next time but only if her hot best friend could join it also?

Yes or No?

Sorry, but if you are a guy and have been smoking pot all night and are drunk, you are not doing anything with anyone....except maybe vomit on the carpet.

And odds are that the Brazilian twins are trannies. check for an adam's apple.

Archaea · 05-01-2008, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

Sorry, but if you are a guy and have been smoking pot all night and are drunk, you are not doing anything with anyone....except maybe vomit on the carpet.

And odds are that the Brazilian twins are trannies. check for an adam's apple.

Not your best work.

Timing bad.

topicality? Average.

Needs work.

Although it is truthful that a guy doing a lot of pot isn't doing a lot of humping. I can't comment upon Brazilian twins being transvestites, again another area of your expertise, not mine.

SteelBlue · 05-01-2008, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Archaea

Not your best work.

Timing bad.

topicality? Average.

Needs work.

Although it is truthful that a guy doing a lot of pot isn't doing a lot of humping. I can't comment upon Brazilian twins being transvestites, again another area of your expertise, not mine.

Arch, you should have checked the headlines before you posted this.
Google "Ronaldo".

04-30-2008, 03:58 PM	#1
RC Vikings Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Rexburg, Idaho Posts: 2,236	Have you ever... Had sex in your office with Brazilian twins with the best of Jenna Jamison running on two big screens in the background after smoking pot all night and getting drunk on cheap wine and had it recorded and sent to your wife but she was okay with it and wanted to join in next time but only if her hot best friend could join it also? Yes or No? __________________ "I always rode to my limit. If I won by three minutes, that's because I couldn't make four." Eddy Merckx Last edited by RC Vikings; 04-30-2008 at 04:34 PM.

04-30-2008, 08:24 PM	#5
SoCalCoug Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Orange County, California Posts: 3,059	Well, not with BRAZILIAN twins. __________________ Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug

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Indy Coug Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Between Iraq and a hard place Posts: 7,569	So it turns out I was being stalked after all.

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