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ute4ever · 07-24-2008, 01:31 AM

Back to the original post. I don't know if you are familiar with Lobo Man, who is a Landpoke-type of poster that frequents on the Ute board. Today his boss's daughter-in-law was killed by a drunk driver while on her bicycle. No word on whether the redneck called her a fucking dyke as her skull bent his bumper.

BarbaraGordon · 07-24-2008, 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by ute4ever

Back to the original post. I don't know if you are familiar with Lobo Man, who is a Landpoke-type of poster that frequents on the Ute board. Today his boss's daughter-in-law was killed by a drunk driver while on her bicycle. No word on whether the redneck called her a fucking dyke as her skull bent his bumper.

That's worse than horrible.

Archaea · 07-24-2008, 04:23 PM

The reports of my demise are premature. In fact, Black Truck Bubba returned today to the scene of the crime, buzzing me as I tried to chase him down. Half a horsepower is insufficient to chase down four hundred horses. You do the math.

And meeting Sooner was great, as well as SoonerUte, who tried to take advantage of this unsuspecting Coug. But Barbara, the would be chaperon for Sooner and Archaea, intervened preventing a potentially international incident.

Ute4ever, your report sickens me to no end. I suppose my Christian charity does not extend much to drunk drivers or harassers of cyclists. May God look charitably upon my lack of charity.

BarbaraGordon · 07-24-2008, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Archaea

The reports of my demise are premature. In fact, Black Truck Bubba returned today to the scene of the crime, buzzing me as I tried to chase him down.

Jeez. what an asshole. Please be careful out there, Arch.

creekster · 07-24-2008, 04:31 PM

Arch, maybe you should quit wearing the "Rednecks Suck" jersey while you are in Arkansas.

Archaea · 07-24-2008, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by creekster

Arch, maybe you should quit wearing the "Rednecks Suck" jersey while you are in Arkansas.

You mean my "F.. the Confederacy Jersey" isn't winning me any friends?

MikeWaters · 07-24-2008, 04:36 PM

I hope you got the plate this time, or at least reported it to the police.

This guy might kill someone else and maybe you could have helped prevent it.

Archaea · 07-24-2008, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeWaters

I hope you got the plate this time, or at least reported it to the police.

This guy might kill someone else and maybe you could have helped prevent it.

Too fast for me. I really didn't expect it. But tomorrow I'll be looking for him and try to run it down.

creekster · 07-24-2008, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeWaters

I hope you got the plate this time, or at least reported it to the police.

This guy might kill someone else and maybe you could have helped prevent it.

No kidding. Try not to be so selfish when you are laying face down in a patch of poison ivy. What's wrong with you?

MikeWaters · 07-24-2008, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Archaea

Too fast for me. I really didn't expect it. But tomorrow I'll be looking for him and try to run it down.

1. do not ride there again
2. report the incidents to the police, even without the plates. In rural areas like that they might know who it is.

Creekster, I'm surprised you are mocking me for asking him to report this. Shame on you.

He could report it this very second.

07-24-2008, 04:23 PM	#33
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	The reports of my demise are premature. In fact, Black Truck Bubba returned today to the scene of the crime, buzzing me as I tried to chase him down. Half a horsepower is insufficient to chase down four hundred horses. You do the math. And meeting Sooner was great, as well as SoonerUte, who tried to take advantage of this unsuspecting Coug. But Barbara, the would be chaperon for Sooner and Archaea, intervened preventing a potentially international incident. Ute4ever, your report sickens me to no end. I suppose my Christian charity does not extend much to drunk drivers or harassers of cyclists. May God look charitably upon my lack of charity. __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

07-24-2008, 04:31 PM	#35
creekster Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: the far corner of my mind Posts: 8,711	Arch, maybe you should quit wearing the "Rednecks Suck" jersey while you are in Arkansas. __________________ Sorry for th e tpyos.

07-24-2008, 01:31 AM	#31
ute4ever I must not tell lies Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,103	Back to the original post. I don't know if you are familiar with Lobo Man, who is a Landpoke-type of poster that frequents on the Ute board. Today his boss's daughter-in-law was killed by a drunk driver while on her bicycle. No word on whether the redneck called her a fucking dyke as her skull bent his bumper.

07-24-2008, 04:36 PM	#37
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	I hope you got the plate this time, or at least reported it to the police. This guy might kill someone else and maybe you could have helped prevent it.