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Old 04-03-2007, 09:48 PM   #31
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More advice: if your pecker goes numb, that is bad.
What do you recommend to remedy that horrorific predicament?
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Old 04-03-2007, 10:29 PM   #32
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What do you recommend to remedy that horrorific predicament?
Lots of pre and post riding sex.
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Old 04-03-2007, 10:41 PM   #33
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What do you recommend to remedy that horrorific predicament?
change something. how you're sitting. your shorts/bib. your seat. if you value the ability to have an erection.
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Old 04-03-2007, 10:45 PM   #34
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What do you recommend to remedy that horrorific predicament?
Within my experience it is usually one of two things: 1. the seat is mal-adjusted so that its nose is riding too high. It needs to be adjusted so your weight is riding on your butt bones (whatever those are called) and not on the soft spot behind the scrotum. 2. The pad in your shorts/bibs is too thick. If you use those rhino-snot shorts those thick pads can sometimes cause the very thing they are meant to prevent, so if you have this problem, change it up and see what happens.
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Old 04-03-2007, 10:51 PM   #35
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Lots of pre and post riding sex.
The wife will be notified.. as will my ladies on the side.
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viva recumbency!
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Old 04-03-2007, 10:53 PM   #37
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change something. how you're sitting. your shorts/bib. your seat. if you value the ability to have an erection.
I actually thought you were joking! ha ha! I wasn't sure how to respond! I appreciate the value of my 'abilities' so the advice is even more duly noted.
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Within my experience it is usually one of two things: 1. the seat is mal-adjusted so that its nose is riding too high. It needs to be adjusted so your weight is riding on your butt bones (whatever those are called) and not on the soft spot behind the scrotum. 2. The pad in your shorts/bibs is too thick. If you use those rhino-snot shorts those thick pads can sometimes cause the very thing they are meant to prevent, so if you have this problem, change it up and see what happens.
thanks.
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It's called sleepy peepy syndrome, and I've heard about it, but not experienced it.
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viva recumbency!
Seriously? Are you a 'bent rider? I must know, if you are, whether or not you have a beard (humor me, it's a long term personal research project of mine).
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