Would you rather go to General Conference or the Cannes Film Festival?

[myboynoah]

Originally Posted by Solon

Seriously, I'd rather go to the dentist than go to General Conference.

Ouch.

OK, since you're a playing a game my kids love:

root canal, no Novocain, dentist is blind

or

gc?

[Solon]

Originally Posted by myboynoah

Ouch.

OK, since you're a playing a game my kids love:

root canal, no Novocain, dentist is blind

or

gc?

I'm a wimp; I need the Novocain. As long as I'm numb, I can put up will all types of poking and humiliation. Oh yeah - and it has to be an American (USA - not Canadian or Mexican) dentist.

So, GC is looking better.

And, come to think of it, Salt Lake is beautiful in October and April.

[Archaea]

Antibes is a nice beach, the only sand beach I can think of in France.

GC is so much better on the internet. You can speed read, not have to wait in line, fall asleep because you're too hot, and can actually see it visually. I'm better at written comprehension than listening to oral presentations.

And the south of France does not have the hairy armpits for the most part, it's in the interior farm girls whom you wouldn't look at no matter what.

[RockyBalboa]

I'm likely to see more boobies at Cannes then at GC.

[cougjunkie]

Cannes, because if Johnny Drama can get laid there, anyone can get laid there.

[Solon]

Originally Posted by RockyBalboa

I'm likely to see more boobies at Cannes then at GC.

Except for this year's Ensign Swimsuit Issue.

[ute4ever]

Originally Posted by RockyBalboa

I'm likely to see more boobies at Cannes then at GC.

Obviously you've never won the RC Willey hot tub tickets, where you get to sit in the bubbler with the sister missionaries.

[RockyBalboa]

Originally Posted by ute4ever

Obviously you've never won the RC Willey hot tub tickets, where you get to sit in the bubbler with the sister missionaries.

Which goes to show that beached whales will wash ashore anywhere.

[il Padrino Ute]

Originally Posted by ute4ever

Obviously you've never won the RC Willey hot tub tickets, where you get to sit in the bubbler with the sister missionaries.

When I first read this, I thought you posted that "you get to sit in the blubber with the sister missionaries" and wondered what the hell you were talking about.

Then I read Rocky's post and it all made sense.

[Detroitdad]

Originally Posted by Archaea

Antibes is a nice beach, the only sand beach I can think of in France.

GC is so much better on the internet. You can speed read, not have to wait in line, fall asleep because you're too hot, and can actually see it visually. I'm better at written comprehension than listening to oral presentations.

And the south of France does not have the hairy armpits for the most part, it's in the interior farm girls whom you wouldn't look at no matter what.

Cannes has got a sandy beach directly behind the conference center where the films are shown. Clearly you can't get good french pastries and french bread in Utah so you have to go with the festival.