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MikeWaters · 12-09-2008, 03:14 PM

Of course, this was originally done re: the Cowboys, last year I think. vs. the Giants. This isn't as good, but it's still good.

SeattleUte · 12-09-2008, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeWaters

Of course, this was originally done re: the Cowboys, last year I think. vs. the Giants. This isn't as good, but it's still good.

I suggest you study this. See it again and again. You come to realize it's the best one ever done; the spoof was made for Utah/BYU 2008. The opening describing only Utah's offensive success, the spread offense and snaps to Asiata, as the generals run their fingers along the maps with the tanks and squiggly lines. Then Hitler, "Max Hall is our quarterback, he will get it into the end zone every time." Then they tell him about Hall's turnovers; then the silence, Hitler removes his glasses with hands shaking, then orders everyone out of room "who bought one of those 'Quest for Perfection' t-shirts." Then the tirade, "Undefeated! We were supposed to be undefeated! We were supposed to go to a BCS bowl! I'm tired of losing to those drunk losers! What on earth was Anae thinking!" Then when he disparages the Vegas bowl, the ladies comforting each other over the anticipation of Phantom at the Venetian.

Whoever ever wrote this is freaking brilliant and has a diabololical understanding of BYU fan and Mormon culture. I'm guessing it's a BYU fan with a hard on for BYU and Mormon culture. And as I said, smart as hell. The piece is brilliant. Brilliant!

MikeWaters · 12-09-2008, 03:58 PM

The original one with the Cowboys was brilliant because it was invented de novo. This is an imitation of the original stroke of genius, therefore by definition, cannot surpass the original.

Jeff Lebowski · 12-09-2008, 05:05 PM

Take that, IPU!

TripletDaddy · 12-09-2008, 05:14 PM

ute4ever · 12-09-2008, 08:04 PM

You two haven't posted a message in three weeks, and this is what lures you back? This is too good to pass up?

All-American · 12-10-2008, 05:06 AM

Quite frankly, I think it sucks.

il Padrino Ute · 12-10-2008, 05:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski

Take that, IPU!

Dangit, I'm realizing that I got in way over my head.

I do admire that you're relentless in RUTSing. It's the American way.

12-09-2008, 03:14 PM	#1
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	Hitler on BYU Of course, this was originally done re: the Cowboys, last year I think. vs. the Giants. This isn't as good, but it's still good.

12-09-2008, 05:05 PM	#4
Jeff Lebowski Charon Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the heart of darkness (Provo) Posts: 9,564	Take that, IPU! __________________ "... the arc of the universe is long but it bends toward justice." Martin Luther King, Jr.

12-09-2008, 05:14 PM	#5
TripletDaddy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Orange County, CA Posts: 9,483	__________________ Fitter. Happier. More Productive. "Everyone is against me. Everyone is fawning for 3D's attention and defending him." -- SeattleUte

12-10-2008, 05:06 AM	#7
All-American Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 3,420	Quite frankly, I think it sucks. __________________ εν αρχη ην ο λογος

12-09-2008, 03:58 PM	#3
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	The original one with the Cowboys was brilliant because it was invented de novo. This is an imitation of the original stroke of genius, therefore by definition, cannot surpass the original.

12-09-2008, 08:04 PM	#6
ute4ever I must not tell lies Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,103	You two haven't posted a message in three weeks, and this is what lures you back? This is too good to pass up?