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Old 07-25-2007, 08:52 PM   #51
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Mangos is a nice middle ground. Not too big and not too small.
Fruits for men?
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Old 07-25-2007, 08:57 PM   #52
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Cherries or apples.
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Old 07-25-2007, 09:25 PM   #53
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As a former softballer your closed minded view surprises me....unless of course the Ute softballers were significantly different in orientation than the gals from the ARMY LADY KNIGHTS (who incidentally beat your asses the last time the two teams squared off) that I remember when I was a Cadet.

It is always good to have a Rhodes Scholarship winner amongst your illicit clan as our nation's holiest of holies military institutions would not go down the PR nightmare road that dismissing a "switch-hitting" second basewoman would bring.

Then again maybee some of us are just born ambidextrious (spelling?).
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Old 07-25-2007, 09:45 PM   #54
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As a former softballer your closed minded view surprises me....unless of course the Ute softballers were significantly different in orientation than the gals from the ARMY LADY KNIGHTS (who incidentally beat your asses the last time the two teams squared off) that I remember when I was a Cadet.

Just to set the record straight, yes your mighty Lady Knights really "beat our asses". The score was 2-0; admittedly, the Lady Knights were by far the most gracious and disciplined team we played that year. It was the 2002 NCAA Regionals and we had lost the previous game 6-0 to the Sooners (third time they beat us that year). Trip to OK, no hitting, two and out that was it. Still a fun time.
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Old 07-26-2007, 05:24 AM   #55
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Just found out the hard way that the use of "teats" and "chesticles" do not further the mood.
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Cherries or apples.
I think Cherries are out. Can't call boobs cherries. Sorry.
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Old 07-26-2007, 05:49 AM   #57
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I think Cherries are out. Can't call boobs cherries. Sorry.
I think he was talking about testicles.
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I think he was talking about testicles.
Fruits for men. Indeed.
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This is like all the men's lockerooms I've never been in. When does the towel snapping begin?
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Old 07-26-2007, 02:49 PM   #60
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This is like all the men's lockerooms I've never been in. When does the towel snapping begin?
Towel snapping is going on all around us. Like time, there is no beginning and no end - it's always happening.
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