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All-American · 08-08-2007, 03:52 AM

Here is a paper I'm submitting to a student journal named Studia Antiqua.

The Battle of Marathon was TOTALLY cool. Like, it was so cool that only ninjas could have won it better. Ninjas are awesome. They fight all the time, and do flips and kill people and stuff. Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window. Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. That's why the Battle of Marathon should have been fought by ninjas.

08-08-2007, 03:52 AM	#1
All-American Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 3,420	The Battle of Marathon Here is a paper I'm submitting to a student journal named Studia Antiqua. The Battle of Marathon was TOTALLY cool. Like, it was so cool that only ninjas could have won it better. Ninjas are awesome. They fight all the time, and do flips and kill people and stuff. Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window. Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. That's why the Battle of Marathon should have been fought by ninjas. __________________ εν αρχη ην ο λογος Last edited by All-American; 08-10-2007 at 08:02 PM.