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bluegoose · 12-19-2005, 06:25 PM

I actually thought th Notebook was watchable, despite its status and chick flick supreme.

I also tend to avoid anything with the word "Sister" in the title, or any form thereof (See "Sisterhood of the traveling Manhaters")

mpfunk · 12-19-2005, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by All-American

"When Harry met Sally" is the only opportunity for about 50% of the population of Cougarguard to know what an orgasm sounds like.

THAT'S why.

Your other way to find out is to go inactive, become a heathen and watch porn. That will let you know what that sounds like as well. I do not recommend this route.

non sequitur · 12-19-2005, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by mpfunk

Your other way to find out is to go inactive, become a heathen and watch porn. That will let you know what that sounds like as well. I do not recommend this route.

Watching porn lets you know what men wish an orgasm sounded like. Real life orgasms rarely involve screaming and rarely involve the phrase "ride me you wild monkey". But then again, maybe I'm just doing it wrong.

MikeWaters · 12-19-2005, 06:57 PM

"Mr. Clean knew before you?"

Classic lines in that movie.

non sequitur · 12-19-2005, 07:25 PM

Speaking of Meg Ryan, WHAT IN THE HELL HAS HAPPENED TO HER?

I haven't seen sagging boobs like this since I was 9 years old and used to sneak off behind the shed with old copies of National Geographic.

And this is an example of why, when choosing a plastic surgeon, you don't go with the lowest bid.

fuegote · 12-19-2005, 07:35 PM

love that joker.

SteelBlue · 12-19-2005, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by non sequitur

And this is an example of why, when choosing a plastic surgeon, you don't go with the lowest bid.

This is also good counsel when choosing a physician to perform your vasectomy! :wink:

non sequitur · 12-19-2005, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by SteelBlue

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Originally Posted by non sequitur

And this is an example of why, when choosing a plastic surgeon, you don't go with the lowest bid.

This is also good counsel when choosing a physician to perform your vasectomy! :wink:

In my defense, if I had thought for one second that El Presidente's face would be showing up on the cover of some Hollywood gossip rag, I would have been much more careful when I selected the doctor.

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tooblue · 12-19-2005, 09:03 PM

Strictly Ball Room makes my top five all time best movies list .... just thought you should know. How can you not love such an over the top, strange and wonderful film!

fuegote · 12-19-2005, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by tooblue

Strictly Ball Room makes my top five all time best movies list .... just thought you should know. How can you not love such an over the top, strange and wonderful film!

So far I've liked every movie from the director of strictly ballroom.

12-19-2005, 07:35 PM	#16
fuegote Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 724	love that joker. __________________ http://www.cavaliersbrigade.com home of the greatest fans in MLS.

12-19-2005, 06:25 PM	#11
bluegoose Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Northern California Posts: 2,919	I actually thought th Notebook was watchable, despite its status and chick flick supreme. I also tend to avoid anything with the word "Sister" in the title, or any form thereof (See "Sisterhood of the traveling Manhaters")

12-19-2005, 06:57 PM	#14
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	"Mr. Clean knew before you?" Classic lines in that movie.

12-19-2005, 07:25 PM	#15
non sequitur Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,964	Speaking of Meg Ryan, WHAT IN THE HELL HAS HAPPENED TO HER? I haven't seen sagging boobs like this since I was 9 years old and used to sneak off behind the shed with old copies of National Geographic. And this is an example of why, when choosing a plastic surgeon, you don't go with the lowest bid.

12-19-2005, 09:03 PM	#19
tooblue Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4,016	Strictly Ball Room makes my top five all time best movies list .... just thought you should know. How can you not love such an over the top, strange and wonderful film!