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Old 12-12-2007, 08:17 PM   #1
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Default If there is no reproduction outside of the Celestial Kingdom...

...does that mean the other Kingdoms will offer sex without the unwanted pregnancies?
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Old 12-12-2007, 08:19 PM   #2
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Old 12-13-2007, 01:40 AM   #3
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...does that mean the other Kingdoms will offer sex without the unwanted pregnancies?
We had this discussion in CB chat earlier. I think the conclusion was that terrestrial will have non-reproductive sex, telestial will be gay sex only.
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Old 12-15-2007, 06:30 AM   #4
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...does that mean the other Kingdoms will offer sex without the unwanted pregnancies?
Maybe the Terrestial kingdom will be pretty good then.
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Old 12-15-2007, 02:01 PM   #5
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...does that mean the other Kingdoms will offer sex without the unwanted pregnancies?
With you Terr/Tel wings, you get a free snip-snip.

They used to just hand out rubbers, but then Haddow's great grandpa got a faulty one and now there is an eternal little haddow running around in the Tel.
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With you Terr/Tel wings, you get a free snip-snip.

They used to just hand out rubbers, but then Haddow's great grandpa got a faulty one and now there is an eternal little haddow running around in the Tel.
Sure, it was faulty. You believe that? It's the Telestial Kingdom.
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Old 12-15-2007, 02:20 PM   #7
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...does that mean the other Kingdoms will offer sex without the unwanted pregnancies?
I thought JFS made it clear that those outside the celestial kingdom will be "made smooth" downstairs. So there will be kissing and levi lovin but it won't be very much fun.
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