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Old 03-02-2008, 04:39 PM   #1
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Default Odd letter from the First Presidency

Apparently, there is some story going around that has been attributed falsely to a few members of the 12 that says that the youth of todays church were Generals in the war in heaven and that when they go to heaven and tell people that they were born in President Hinckley's time as Prophet, everyone will bow down to them, so the First Presidency issued a letter saying it is absolutely not true and to advise members it is a false doctrine if it is heard. Who on earth would believe this kind of crap and pass it on to begin with? Has anyone actually heard this story?
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Old 03-02-2008, 04:47 PM   #2
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I have seen it and heard it many times.

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Update:The following statement was published in the Church News, an official publication of the Church, on April 28, 2001: President Boyd K. Packer, acting president of the Quorum of the Twelve, has released the following concerning a statement he is said to have made: "We continue to receive reports of the distribution of a quote attributed to me which begins, 'The youth of the Church today were generals in the war in heaven,' and ends with the statement that when they return to heaven 'all in attendance will bow in your presence.'
"I did not make that statement. I do not believe that statement. "The statement, on occasion, has been attributed to others of the First Presidency and the Twelve. None of the Brethren made that statement." President Packer has sent a letter to mission presidents requesting their help in clarifying this matter among missionaries and members, and has had posted on some Internet sites carrying the statement a notice that he did not make this declaration.

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Old 03-02-2008, 05:58 PM   #3
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I've heard it several times, mostly by youth, but once in a Stake Priesthood meeting by a Bishop.
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Old 03-02-2008, 05:59 PM   #4
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I have seen it and heard it many times.

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Update:The following statement was published in the Church News, an official publication of the Church, on April 28, 2001: President Boyd K. Packer, acting president of the Quorum of the Twelve, has released the following concerning a statement he is said to have made: "We continue to receive reports of the distribution of a quote attributed to me which begins, 'The youth of the Church today were generals in the war in heaven,' and ends with the statement that when they return to heaven 'all in attendance will bow in your presence.'
"I did not make that statement. I do not believe that statement. "The statement, on occasion, has been attributed to others of the First Presidency and the Twelve. None of the Brethren made that statement." President Packer has sent a letter to mission presidents requesting their help in clarifying this matter among missionaries and members, and has had posted on some Internet sites carrying the statement a notice that he did not make this declaration.

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wow, I'm not sure what is crazier, people believing that to be true, or the fact that nearly 7 years after an official statement like that was made, they have to repeat it because it is still going around.
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I never believe these LDS urban legends

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I never believe these LDS urban legends

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Nor do I.

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Old 03-02-2008, 07:24 PM   #7
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I never believe these LDS urban legends

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Sincerely the Polynesian missionary in EVERY mission that punched a dog and killed it.

Or the missionary that flicked the cat on the nose and killed it.
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Old 03-02-2008, 07:46 PM   #8
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I think it's a good story.

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Apparently, there is some story going around that has been attributed falsely to a few members of the 12 that says that the youth of todays church were Generals in the war in heaven and that when they go to heaven and tell people that they were born in President Hinckley's time as Prophet, everyone will bow down to them, so the First Presidency issued a letter saying it is absolutely not true and to advise members it is a false doctrine if it is heard. Who on earth would believe this kind of crap and pass it on to begin with? Has anyone actually heard this story?
Yeah, they read this letter in priesthood today. Yes, I've heard this story several times from the pulpit. Kind of a weird letter on a few levels:
1) Who cares if people believe this or not? It doesn't seem to be all that important of a point. Our bishop actually told us that as priesthood holders, we have the right to correct anyone trying to propagate this quote. I can't imagine myself caring enough to correct anyone on this, but I also don't really think I need the priesthood to correct misquotes.
2) Is this the only apocryphal LDS story out there that needs correction?
3) Are we trying to squelch some prideful feelings among the youth?

Just weird.
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Apparently, there is some story going around that has been attributed falsely to a few members of the 12 that says that the youth of todays church were Generals in the war in heaven and that when they go to heaven and tell people that they were born in President Hinckley's time as Prophet, everyone will bow down to them, so the First Presidency issued a letter saying it is absolutely not true and to advise members it is a false doctrine if it is heard. Who on earth would believe this kind of crap and pass it on to begin with? Has anyone actually heard this story?
Maybe it depends on where you live. I can tell you that regardless of what the topic is, whenever someone here says "I can't believe anyone really believed that" it is guarantee that half of my ward not only did but does.
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