I saw a cool religious bumpersticker

[JohnnyLingo]

Originally Posted by Matthew 8:5-13

5 ¶ And when Jesus was entered into Capernaum, there came unto him a centurion, beseeching him, 6 And saying, Lord, my aservant lieth at home sick of the bpalsy, grievously tormented.

7 And Jesus saith unto him, I will come and heal him.

8 The centurion answered and said, Lord, I am not aworthy that thou shouldest come under my roof: but speak the word only, and my servant shall be bhealed.

9 For I am a man under aauthority, having soldiers under me: and I say to this man, Go, and he goeth; and to another, Come, and he cometh; and to my servant, Do this, and he doeth it.

10 When Jesus heard it, he marvelled, and said to them that followed, Verily I say unto you, I have not found so great afaith, no, not in Israel.

11 And I say unto you, That amany shall come from the east and west, and shall sit down with Abraham, and Isaac, and Jacob, in the kingdom of heaven.

12 But the achildren of the kingdom shall be cast out into bouter darkness: there shall be cweeping and gnashing of teeth.

13 And Jesus said unto the centurion, Go thy way; and as thou hast believed, so be it done unto thee. And his servant was healed in the selfsame hour.

Hmm. I don't get it.

[creekster]

Originally Posted by JohnnyLingo

Hmm. I don't get it.

Me eiterh, but I hope I don't have to hear the cweeping from bouter darkness.

[JohnnyLingo]

Originally Posted by creekster

Me eiterh, but I hope I don't have to hear the cweeping from bouter darkness.

Lol... I admit I was too lazy to clean up the copy and paste from lds.com.

But for someone who is admittedly a bad typer, you're pretty nitpicky.

[cougjunkie]

[jay santos]

Originally Posted by JohnnyLingo

Hmm. I don't get it.

At first I thought it was a reference to "
For I am a man under authority, having soldiers
under me:" (yes that's a joke).

But then I googled it. Interesting. Any comments from scholars here?


http://www.wouldjesusdiscriminate.co...ay_couple.html

This one's a little more scholarly:

http://fou.uniting.com.au/pais.html

[creekster]

Originally Posted by JohnnyLingo

Lol... I admit I was too lazy to clean up the copy and paste from lds.com.

But for someone who is admittedly a bad typer, you're pretty nitpicky.

I am the not just a bad typer(ist), I am the KING of bad typists, my freind. That doesn't mean I can't make a crack now and then about that sort fo thing, does it?

[UtahDan]

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