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Old 10-26-2007, 03:49 PM   #111
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This was a hilarious thread BB. Good job!
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Old 10-26-2007, 04:20 PM   #112
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Ah you you are from Manti. Well that changes the context of everything. Of course you had every right to be outraged. Unquestionably this was the most controversial topic to hit town since a Dr. Pepper bottle was found on the lawn after the pageant.

Head over to Ephraim and talk with Bishop Hilton, and he can soothe your concerns.
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Old 10-26-2007, 04:26 PM   #113
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Great job, BB - now I have to go back and see who agreed with you.
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Old 10-26-2007, 05:35 PM   #114
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Okay, so this whole thing has been kind of hard for me to follow, so whatever. I just want to know, did the pajama teacher float or sink?
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Old 10-26-2007, 05:41 PM   #115
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It is time for me to fess up, too.

I have never been to The Museum of Sex.

Although, it really is on 5th Avenue.
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Old 10-26-2007, 05:48 PM   #116
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It is time for me to fess up, too.

I have never been to The Museum of Sex.

Although, it really is on 5th Avenue.
Who can I trust anymore? These truely are the last days.
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Old 10-26-2007, 08:26 PM   #117
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Update: Well, I'm back from the pond and the results were somwehat inconclusive. She kinda would thrash around and float a little but then she would stop and sink a little then she would thrash and float then pause and sink and on and on.

It was really kind of confusing. Were the evil spirits going in and out, in and out, in and out of her body just to confuse and deceive us? None of us were too sure. After about half an hour she just kinda settled to the bottom and stayed there.

The good news is I guess she wasn't a witch after all. My bad.
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