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MikeWaters · 02-21-2008, 03:53 PM

Is that instead of putting all the guilt trips on the men, that he will start to put guilt trips on the women.

"Have you considered that the porn problem in the church is because of the frigid ways of many of you sisters?"

"Do you know how disappointing it is for a husband to come home from work to a dirty house, snotty kids, and a microwaved meal?"

This would be a good start.

Archaea · 02-21-2008, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeWaters

Is that instead of putting all the guilt trips on the men, that he will start to put guilt trips on the women.

"Have you considered that the porn problem in the church is because of the frigid ways of many of you sisters?"

"Do you know how disappointing it is for a husband to come home from work to a dirty house, snotty kids, and a microwaved meal?"

This would be a good start.

will never happen. We like our women, cold, frigid, frazzled and angry.

RC Vikings · 02-21-2008, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeWaters

Is that instead of putting all the guilt trips on the men, that he will start to put guilt trips on the women.

"Have you considered that the porn problem in the church is because of the frigid ways of many of you sisters?"

"Do you know how disappointing it is for a husband to come home from work to a dirty house, snotty kids, and a microwaved meal?"

This would be a good start.

This would make him one of the most beloved prophets among the sisters.

RC Vikings · 02-21-2008, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Archaea

will never happen. We like our women, cold, frigid, frazzled and angry.

Do they come any other way?

Archaea · 02-21-2008, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by RC Vikings

Do they come any other way?

It requires special packaging, and if you insert just one iota, you can have 'em pregnant as well.

Indy Coug · 02-21-2008, 04:02 PM

I'm looking for a "We're now going to actively hasten the sifting of the wheat from the tares" kind of talk this April.

MikeWaters · 02-21-2008, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Indy Coug

I'm looking for a "We're now going to actively hasten the sifting of the wheat from the tares" kind of talk this April.

Me too. The mullahs need to go.

Archaea · 02-21-2008, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeWaters

Me too. The mullahs need to go.

Yeah, a fire and brimstone speech for the Pharisees would be nice.

Indy Coug · 02-21-2008, 04:10 PM

"All is well in Zion. Keep doing what you're doing. Sure 'preciate ya."

MikeWaters · 02-21-2008, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Indy Coug

"All is well in Zion. Keep doing what you're doing. Sure 'preciate ya."

Stop taking cheapshots against GBH.

02-21-2008, 03:53 PM	#1
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	My fondest hope for Monson's presidency Is that instead of putting all the guilt trips on the men, that he will start to put guilt trips on the women. "Have you considered that the porn problem in the church is because of the frigid ways of many of you sisters?" "Do you know how disappointing it is for a husband to come home from work to a dirty house, snotty kids, and a microwaved meal?" This would be a good start.

02-21-2008, 04:02 PM	#6
Indy Coug Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Between Iraq and a hard place Posts: 7,569	I'm looking for a "We're now going to actively hasten the sifting of the wheat from the tares" kind of talk this April.

02-21-2008, 04:10 PM	#9
Indy Coug Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Between Iraq and a hard place Posts: 7,569	"All is well in Zion. Keep doing what you're doing. Sure 'preciate ya."