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Old 10-21-2008, 06:42 PM   #31
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2. Just say no.
3. I take the sacrament with my left hand.
4. Foyer dad.
5. Golf brings me nearer than Sunday School.
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Old 10-21-2008, 06:53 PM   #32
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I've decided to tell my sons that if they choose not to serve a mission, I will be able to buy a Harley.
I think it's cheaper to send them out then keep them at home.
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Old 10-21-2008, 06:55 PM   #33
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Old 10-21-2008, 07:02 PM   #34
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Old 10-21-2008, 07:14 PM   #35
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My parents spent 3 years in Guam, and all I got was this lousy button (and free tuition at BYU)
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Old 10-21-2008, 07:19 PM   #36
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I think it's cheaper to send them out then keep them at home.
Who says they have to stay at home?
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Old 10-21-2008, 07:22 PM   #37
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This thread took an awesome turn between breakfast and lunch. DDD, some fine work in this thread.
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Old 10-21-2008, 08:34 PM   #38
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great buttons, dudes.


1. Please pass the snacrament.
2. Hold to the Rod.
3. I'm a High Priest (with a weed leaf)
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Old 10-21-2008, 08:51 PM   #39
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