02-08-2007, 11:58 PM | #1 |
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Anna Nicole Smith
you know Greta Van Sustern is licking her collagen-injected lips over this one.
"We don't want to speculate about the cause of death at this juncture. Let's turn to our expert. What do you think was the cause of death?" |
02-09-2007, 12:16 AM | #2 |
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More correctly, "we hate to speculate about this, but I just gotta ask you Mr. Know it All, who killed Anna Nicole and why'd that liberal son of a bitch do it?"
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02-09-2007, 12:28 AM | #3 |
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A family with assets and resources worth hundreds and hundreds of millions of dollars, was about to have a large percentage of it legally swiped by Miss Smith, and all of a sudden she mysteriously shows up dead.
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02-09-2007, 01:42 AM | #4 |
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I am shocked at how much airtime this story got today from the "heavy hitters". I know networks like E! will be talking about it ad nauseum, but CNN and Fox acted like the President had died. I wonder if Wolf Blitzer is sitting in a hot shower right now trying to wash away that filthy feeling of being forced to participate for hours and hours in celebrity journalism.
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02-09-2007, 01:46 AM | #5 |
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I don't know how to post you tube videos, so here is the link to her minute-long clip from the AMA's three years ago, when she appeared high on something.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cawDKdepR-c |
02-09-2007, 02:22 AM | #6 |
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I can only state that if the implants are not removed, it will be a pain in the hiney to embalm her and prepare the body for a funeral.
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