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creekster · 10-18-2007, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by tooblue

On behalf of creationists everywhere I happily accept this award ... thank you, thank you and God bless!

See, we like you. We really like you.

Indy Coug · 10-18-2007, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Cali Coug

You did- only it was called the "most appropriate avatar for a poster."

Link?

Archaea · 10-18-2007, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Indy Coug

I should have won the avatar award because it captures the true essence of this board.

So, you're saying, you're campaigning for Rocky's award as well?

jay santos · 10-18-2007, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Requiem

Courage Under Fire: (Tie) Jay Santos...

This makes me sound like a puss.

Venkman · 10-18-2007, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by jay santos

This makes me sound like a puss.

Hey, a bad award is better than no award. I think.

UteStar · 10-18-2007, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Requiem

Stunning a packed Orem High Auditorium, co-hosts Ellen Degeneres and Goatnapper kicked off the first annual Guardy Awards with their interpretive dance tribute to “Mutts with Boobs”. The star studded audience wept with joy as Ellen and Goat collapsed into each other’s loving embrace.

The winners:

Ernest L. Wilkinson Memorial Award: BYU71 for his zealous defense of the honor code.

Newcomer of the Year: Mrs. Funk for her dignity and grace under fire.

Mullah Of all Mullahs (MOM): Tex

Poster of the Year: Archaea for his creativity and variety

Asshole of the Year: Rocky Balboa for his obsession with the word

Joseph F. Smith Origins of Man Award: TooBlue for his scholarly work on the evils of evolution

Women of the Year: (Tie) Barbara Gordon, Farrah Waters, SIRS and Marsupial

Best Apostate Impersonation: SeattleUte

Scholar of the Year: Solon

The Real Nobel Peace Prize: Creekster

Best Avatars: cougjunkie

Poster We Would Like to Hear More Often: ChapelHillCoug

Courage Under Fire: (Tie) Jay Santos and Woot

Eliza R. Snow Defender of the Faith Award: IndyCoug (no other nominees)

Best Director: Mike Waters for creating us all

The one you missed, but I am not offended (oversights can happen to anyone) was:

Sexiest, metrosexual-alist and most Insightful Poster: UteStar

Least Sexy Poster (and it aint even close): YOhio

Cali Coug · 10-18-2007, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Indy Coug

Link?

All the proof you ever needed.

http://cougarguard.com/forum/showpos...0&postcount=12

ute4ever · 10-18-2007, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by UteStar

Sexiest, metrosexual-alist and most Insightful Poster: UteStar

You fool, that award is named after me. UteStar wins the 2007 ute4ever award.

MikeWaters · 10-18-2007, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by ute4ever

You fool, that award is named after me. UteStar wins the 2007 ute4ever award.

Most likely to be hit-on by toe-tappers?

myboynoah · 10-18-2007, 08:36 PM

Stupid academy.

To think I spent all that money on a tux.

10-18-2007, 08:36 PM	#20
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