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Old 10-14-2005, 04:22 AM   #1
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Default Grapevine revealed

GV often posts without punctuation or using capital letters. Also he is somewhat terse.

Who writes like that? Someone with only one arm. Grapevine has only one functional arm. I don't know if it was a farming accident, an amputation, an injury, carpal tunnel from typing too much, or following the GA's advice and tying his arm to the bedpost one too many times.

And his disability also explains why a farmer could be on the internet so often. He lives on his *parents* farm, and due to his disability, is not required to do as much work--hence all the internet time.

Folks, it's all power of deduction. I had some chocolate on my fingers, and was typing with one hand. Then I realized what had come out of me was Grapevine. Eureka.
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Old 10-15-2005, 12:49 AM   #2
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Grape, are you missing a hand or not? If so, I apologize for my insensitivity!
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Old 10-15-2005, 02:35 AM   #3
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Brilliant!!!!
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