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ute4ever · 10-25-2005, 08:09 PM

Cougarboard = The Price is Right

Cougarguard = The Amazing Race

bluegoose · 10-25-2005, 08:19 PM

Cougarboard = The Apprentice, Martha Stewart

Cougarguard = The Apprentice, The Donald

Parrot Head · 10-25-2005, 09:58 PM

Comments...
1) There's nothing wrong with The Price is Right! Bob and his beauties ROCK!

2) This thread reminds me too much of the SAT and I think I'll have to skip this section from now on.

17. Cougarboard is to broccoli as Cougarguard is to ________.[list:fc4f04a32b]a. chitlins
b. Victoria's Secret
c. Gold Toe socks
d. a vasectomy
e. dry heaving
f. none of the above

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realtall · 10-26-2005, 11:34 AM

CougarBoard = George Orwell's 1984

CougarGuard = The Clinton White House

SoCalCoug · 10-26-2005, 02:31 PM

Cougarboard = 32B
CougarGuard = 36DD

MikeWaters · 10-26-2005, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoCalCoug

Cougarboard = 32B
CougarGuard = 36DD

DD, but the non-saggy kind.

Archaea · 10-26-2005, 06:00 PM

You're missing your calling in life as a plastic surgeon.

SoCalCoug · 10-26-2005, 08:42 PM

My wife has mentioned that she might want to get implants some day. I keep telling her she doesn't need them. One day, when we can actually afford it, I plan to "give in" and let her do it.

:twisted:

MikeWaters · 10-26-2005, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoCalCoug

My wife has mentioned that she might want to get implants some day. I keep telling her she doesn't need them. One day, when we can actually afford it, I plan to "give in" and let her do it.

:twisted:

Good strategy.

You seen the Everybody Loves Raymond where Ray thinks Debra was going to get implants while he was gone for a week?

"Ray, I'll have you know these were working breasts! I nursed three children with these!"

Archaea · 10-26-2005, 09:28 PM

I think I'd get a written contract on them, so that you could rescind them in the event things go awry.

It's like my brother always says, "Why pay so some other guy can have all the fun?"

10-25-2005, 09:58 PM	#13
Parrot Head Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 763	Comments... 1) There's nothing wrong with The Price is Right! Bob and his beauties ROCK! 2) This thread reminds me too much of the SAT and I think I'll have to skip this section from now on. 17. Cougarboard is to broccoli as Cougarguard is to ________.[list:fc4f04a32b]a. chitlins b. Victoria's Secret c. Gold Toe socks d. a vasectomy e. dry heaving f. none of the above [/list:u:fc4f04a32b]

10-26-2005, 02:31 PM	#15
SoCalCoug Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Orange County, California Posts: 3,059	Cougarboard = 32B CougarGuard = 36DD __________________ Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug

10-26-2005, 06:00 PM	#17
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	so silicon is your style? You're missing your calling in life as a plastic surgeon. __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

10-26-2005, 08:42 PM	#18
SoCalCoug Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Orange County, California Posts: 3,059	My wife has mentioned that she might want to get implants some day. I keep telling her she doesn't need them. One day, when we can actually afford it, I plan to "give in" and let her do it. :twisted: __________________ Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug

10-26-2005, 09:28 PM	#20
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	I'm not so sure about that idea I think I'd get a written contract on them, so that you could rescind them in the event things go awry. It's like my brother always says, "Why pay so some other guy can have all the fun?" __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

10-25-2005, 08:09 PM	#11
ute4ever I must not tell lies Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,103	Cougarboard = The Price is Right Cougarguard = The Amazing Race

10-25-2005, 08:19 PM	#12
bluegoose Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Northern California Posts: 2,919	Cougarboard = The Apprentice, Martha Stewart Cougarguard = The Apprentice, The Donald

10-26-2005, 11:34 AM	#14
realtall Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Krum, TX Posts: 891	CougarBoard = George Orwell's 1984 CougarGuard = The Clinton White House