cougarguard.com — unofficial BYU Cougars / LDS sports, football, basketball forum and message board  

Go Back   cougarguard.com — unofficial BYU Cougars / LDS sports, football, basketball forum and message board > SPORTS! > Other College Sports

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 07-12-2007, 01:58 AM   #1
cougjunkie
Senior Member
 
cougjunkie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Utah
Posts: 5,741
cougjunkie is an unknown quantity at this point
Default Soccer players are pussies

i am watching this under 20 FIFA world cup and i cant believe how big of pussies they all are. The Uruguay players moreso than the US, but the US sure has its fair share.
__________________
LINCECUM!
cougjunkie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2007, 02:19 AM   #2
cougjunkie
Senior Member
 
cougjunkie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Utah
Posts: 5,741
cougjunkie is an unknown quantity at this point
Default

i take back part of that, Michael Bradley of the USA is not a pussy, he started a melee after the game, and kept going after the Uruguay players.

Then after its broken up he looks over and starts yelling scoreboard and holding up his fingers 2-1. This sent the uruguay players in to another hissy fit.
__________________
LINCECUM!
cougjunkie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2007, 02:20 AM   #3
mpfunk
Senior Member
 
mpfunk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Portland, OR
Posts: 2,619
mpfunk is an unknown quantity at this point
Send a message via MSN to mpfunk
Default

I like to think of it this way. Not all pussies are soccer players, but all soccer players are pussies. For example Manu Ginobili is not a soccer player, but he is like a soccer player in that he is a pussy.
mpfunk is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2007, 02:22 AM   #4
cougjunkie
Senior Member
 
cougjunkie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Utah
Posts: 5,741
cougjunkie is an unknown quantity at this point
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by mpfunk View Post
I like to think of it this way. Not all pussies are soccer players, but all soccer players are pussies. For example Manu Ginobili is not a soccer player, but he is like a soccer player in that he is a pussy.
i agree with the first part, but Ginobili my friend is no pussy. By the way in this game a guy incidently back hands a US player in the ear, barely touching him, the US player looks around, finds the ref, grabs his eye and drops to the ground, they bring out the doctor and a stretcher. When they show the replay the announcers say: "doesnt look like he made solid contact" No crap he barely touched him and it was his ear not his eye.

Ginobili may flop but at least he doesnt need a damn stretcher for getting grazed in the ear.
__________________
LINCECUM!
cougjunkie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2007, 02:26 AM   #5
il Padrino Ute
Board Pinhead
 
il Padrino Ute's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: In the basement of my house, Murray, Utah.
Posts: 15,941
il Padrino Ute is an unknown quantity at this point
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by cougjunkie View Post
i agree with the first part, but Ginobili my friend is no pussy. By the way in this game a guy incidently back hands a US player in the ear, barely touching him, the US player looks around, finds the ref, grabs his eye and drops to the ground, they bring out the doctor and a stretcher. When they show the replay the announcers say: "doesnt look like he made solid contact" No crap he barely touched him and it was his ear not his eye.

Ginobili may flop but at least he doesnt need a damn stretcher for getting grazed in the ear.
No, Ginobili is a pussy because he's from South America.
__________________
"The beauty of baseball is not having to explain it." - Chuck Shriver

"This is now the joke that stupid people laugh at." - Christopher Hitchens on IQ jokes about GWB.
il Padrino Ute is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2007, 02:29 AM   #6
cougjunkie
Senior Member
 
cougjunkie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Utah
Posts: 5,741
cougjunkie is an unknown quantity at this point
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by il Padrino Ute View Post
No, Ginobili is a pussy because he's from South America.
Italians are much bigger pussies than south americans. This is not debatable.
__________________
LINCECUM!
cougjunkie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2007, 02:35 AM   #7
il Padrino Ute
Board Pinhead
 
il Padrino Ute's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: In the basement of my house, Murray, Utah.
Posts: 15,941
il Padrino Ute is an unknown quantity at this point
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by cougjunkie View Post
Italians are much bigger pussies than south americans. This is not debatable.
Oh yes it is.

Italians are wusses, but S. Americans are pussies which is the next step down the scale. See, Ginobili is an Italian name, but the Italians kicked all the pussies out of Italy so they all moved to S. America where Ginobili was born.

And the French are the French.
__________________
"The beauty of baseball is not having to explain it." - Chuck Shriver

"This is now the joke that stupid people laugh at." - Christopher Hitchens on IQ jokes about GWB.
il Padrino Ute is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-16-2007, 05:37 AM   #8
BlueHair
Senior Member
 
BlueHair's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Utah
Posts: 1,148
BlueHair is on a distinguished road
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by il Padrino Ute View Post
And the French are the French.
I find French maids to be very attractive.
BlueHair is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-17-2007, 11:15 PM   #9
8ballrollin
Senior Member
 
8ballrollin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: WA
Posts: 1,287
8ballrollin is an unknown quantity at this point
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by il Padrino Ute View Post
Oh yes it is.

Italians are wusses, but S. Americans are pussies which is the next step down the scale. See, Ginobili is an Italian name, but the Italians kicked all the pussies out of Italy so they all moved to S. America where Ginobili was born.

And the French are the French.
While not widely acknowledged, I think a "wussy" is worse than just a plain-old "pussy". This is because a wussy is half wimp and half pussy - per Fast Times at Ridgemont Times, where I believe the term originated.
8ballrollin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-18-2007, 02:44 AM   #10
il Padrino Ute
Board Pinhead
 
il Padrino Ute's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: In the basement of my house, Murray, Utah.
Posts: 15,941
il Padrino Ute is an unknown quantity at this point
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by 8ballrollin View Post
While not widely acknowledged, I think a "wussy" is worse than just a plain-old "pussy". This is because a wussy is half wimp and half pussy - per Fast Times at Ridgemont Times, where I believe the term originated.
You may have a very good point here. Still, I'd rather have to face a S. American than an Italian, wouldn't you?
__________________
"The beauty of baseball is not having to explain it." - Chuck Shriver

"This is now the joke that stupid people laugh at." - Christopher Hitchens on IQ jokes about GWB.
il Padrino Ute is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 06:01 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.