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06-10-2008, 12:21 AM
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A joke for the day...
Two conspiracy theorists die and go to heaven.
As they are standing at the pearly gates God informs them both that Oswald did in fact shoot Kennedy; man has landed on the moon; and the World Trade Center towers were taken down by 19 Muslim terrorists. One conspiracy advocate whispers to the other, "I told you it goes all the way to the top."
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06-10-2008, 02:21 AM
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Sadly that is exactly what their response would be.
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06-10-2008, 03:20 PM
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You should add these to the list of conspiracies:
-BYU was never on anyone's shit-list in terms of Football Referees nor March Madness seedings. -NBA refs are not trying to 'throw' games.
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06-10-2008, 03:24 PM
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Good one, UPI.
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06-10-2008, 04:15 PM
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06-10-2008, 05:37 PM
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