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Old 10-04-2008, 01:11 PM   #1
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Wow. Significant hit at his efforts to find Nicole's killer(s).

He'll be one of those old crippled up inmates. Probably be put in charge of the library.
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Wow. Significant hit at his efforts to find Nicole's killer(s).

He'll be one of those old crippled up inmates. Probably be put in charge of the library.
Anybody want to guess the odds that he gets sent to a maximum security prison in Texas with a Warden who has a strong liking to prison league football?
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Old 10-04-2008, 01:57 PM   #3
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Who knew that a person gets more jail time for stealing your stuff back then killing your ex. What a wild and wacky legal system.
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Old 10-04-2008, 02:09 PM   #4
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Who knew that a person gets more jail time for stealing your stuff back then killing your ex. What a wild and wacky legal system.
We do it right in Nevada. If you commit a crime, you will do time. Now in California .....
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Old 10-04-2008, 02:34 PM   #5
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OJ, the only guilty man in Shawshank.
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Old 10-04-2008, 03:33 PM   #6
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Fight On, OJ!
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Old 10-04-2008, 07:02 PM   #7
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Triple Dad is the exclamation point.



http://deadspin.com/5059212/afternoo...first-oj-trial
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Old 10-06-2008, 02:40 PM   #9
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Anybody want to guess the odds that he gets sent to a maximum security prison in Texas with a Warden who has a strong liking to prison league football?
I'm guessing he gets sent to a prison farm in Arkansas with a reformist warden.
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http://deadspin.com/5059212/afternoo...first-oj-trial
That's not an exclamation point.
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