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MikeWaters · 10-25-2007, 07:21 PM

with Funky Cougar. She was in the Wasatch for the weekend, and went to that Dutch oven restaurant. They caught a new episode of Lost as well that night.

Indy Coug · 10-25-2007, 07:36 PM

YOhio · 10-25-2007, 07:38 PM

Wonder if she put out.

JohnnyLingo · 10-25-2007, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeWaters

with Funky Cougar. She was in the Wasatch for the weekend, and went to that Dutch oven restaurant. They caught a new episode of Lost as well that night.

I thought Funky Cougar was dead.

I was unaware Requiem is willing to date ghosts.

Indy Coug · 10-25-2007, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyLingo

I thought Funky Cougar was dead.

I was unaware Requiem is willing to date ghosts.

Is she attracted to uncompensated pizza delivery guys? He's gotta big beef with cheapskate Mormons that don't tip, so that chip on his shoulder might play well with her own LDS gripes and misgivings.

MikeWaters · 10-25-2007, 07:54 PM

I just got a message from Funky. It turns out that Requiem is actually married. And just a few months ago!!! She claims her husband is a douchebag.

SeattleUte · 10-25-2007, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeWaters

I just got a message from Funky. It turns out that Requiem is actually married. And just a few months ago!!! She claims her husband is a douchebag.

Oh man, I'm so disappointed. I thought for sure she was an out of the closet active Mormon hard core lesbian. She could have been such a great object lesson. When she said she hated conference because it had nothing to offer women who would never marry, I thought I had her sized up, given that she's young and probably a hard body (having been a DI athelete).

Jeff Lebowski · 10-25-2007, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeWaters

It turns out that Requiem is actually married. And just a few months ago!!! She claims her husband is a douchebag.

Aha. I wonder if his choice of honeymoon reading material set off any red flags?

SeattleUte · 10-25-2007, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski

Aha. I wonder if his choice of honeymoon reading material set off any red flags?

Maybe my initial hunch was right.

RockyBalboa · 10-25-2007, 08:04 PM

Are you sure she wasn't set up with Unibrow from the LPGA Tour?

10-25-2007, 07:21 PM	#1
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	I set Requiem up with Funky Cougar. She was in the Wasatch for the weekend, and went to that Dutch oven restaurant. They caught a new episode of Lost as well that night.

10-25-2007, 08:04 PM	#10
RockyBalboa Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Salt Lake City Posts: 7,297	Are you sure she wasn't set up with Unibrow from the LPGA Tour? __________________ Masquerading as Cougarguards very own genius dumbass since 05'.

10-25-2007, 07:36 PM	#2
Indy Coug Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Between Iraq and a hard place Posts: 7,569

10-25-2007, 07:38 PM	#3
YOhio AKA SeattleNewt Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 7,055	Wonder if she put out.

10-25-2007, 07:54 PM	#6
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	I just got a message from Funky. It turns out that Requiem is actually married. And just a few months ago!!! She claims her husband is a douchebag.