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Old 02-22-2006, 04:19 AM   #11
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Ooh! Ooh! Can I come party with you guys? Sounds like a real lively group!
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Old 02-22-2006, 04:23 AM   #12
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Still, we morticians are a tight knit group
Ooh! Ooh! Can I come party with you guys? Sounds like a real lively group!
Absolutely! The best part is that nobody bothers us or asks us to keep it down, though I haven't figured out why. Apparently, there's some sort of stigma attached to our fraternity.
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well the "because it makes it harder to be resurrected" was my dad's explanation, which of course means it is pretty much doctrine.
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Old 02-22-2006, 04:57 AM   #14
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Still, we morticians are a tight knit group
Ooh! Ooh! Can I come party with you guys? Sounds like a real lively group!
Absolutely! The best part is that nobody bothers us or asks us to keep it down, though I haven't figured out why. Apparently, there's some sort of stigma attached to our fraternity.
How come I'm thinking that Night Shift is one of your favorite movies?
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Old 02-22-2006, 05:06 AM   #15
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How come I'm thinking that Night Shift is one of your favorite movies?
lol! It is one movie that I really like.
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Old 02-22-2006, 05:26 AM   #16
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well the "because it makes it harder to be resurrected" was my dad's explanation, which of course means it is pretty much doctrine.
That explanation was a prevalent one and probably still is. I've also heard the one Indy mentioned "showing respect for the body". Neither of the explanations make much sense to me. But if throwing dirt on the body is better than burning it, well then color me apologetic.
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Old 02-22-2006, 05:55 PM   #18
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... Church Handbook of Intructions. In relevant part it reads as follows:

Page 155
Cremation
Normally, cremation is not encouraged. However, in some countries the law requires it. The family of the deceased must decide whether to cremate the body, taking into account any laws governing burial or cremation. Where possible, the body of a deceased member who has been endowed should be dressed in temple clothing when the body is cremated (see "Temple Burial Clothing," page 70). A funeral service may be held.


Hell, if cremation is good enough for the Jedi, well then ... :wink:
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Old 02-22-2006, 06:53 PM   #19
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I agree that it would appear harder for the Lord to resurrect a cremated body than a not cremated variety, the same way it would technically be "harder" for him to create a diamond than a blade of grass. Slightly more time consuming, I mean. Regardless, no matter what condition our bodies are in, I don't see the resurrection causing Him any sweat whatsoever.
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but somehow it is easier for me to think of a loved one as having been cremated than it is for me to think of them slowly decomposing while filled with embalming fluid.

I personally don't care what happens to my body when I die because I don't view it as important. The body is no more me at that point than the casket it is placed in. Ultimately, given enough time, all bodies return to their elemental states such that they might as well be ash. I tend to agree that this is a tradition (the preference for burial) since I can't identify any doctrine that it rests on.
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