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Robin · 06-13-2006, 04:04 AM

Okay... if you aren't married, don't read any farther... unless you are looking for a reason to break an engagement, and then go ahead.

How many times, in your life have things started to heat up, and off came one article of clothing, and then off came another, and before you know it, you are nekid with your wife... and then you notice something... something you wish you hadn't noticed, but now that it is noticed there is definitely NO unnoticing it.

You know what I am talking about. Discharge.

And she is like, "Wha-at? It is natural... okay, if you really have a problem, you don't have to go down on me... WHA-at??"

But you know for a fact, if the tables were turned... and we were talking about MALE discharge, all of the "Wha-at... it is natural!" talk would not buy you anything more than a nasty case of blue huevos grandes.

Talk about inequity. The feminist movement is over boys. We lost.

ute4ever · 06-13-2006, 04:20 AM

Robin you are so weird. You know fully well that your wife reads this board now. I take it you want her to know you share this kind of information about her genetalia with the community?

Robin · 06-13-2006, 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by ute4ever

Robin you are so weird. You know fully well that your wife reads this board now. I take it you want her to know you share this kind of information about her genetalia with the community?

I had her proof read it right after I posted. If the issue wasn't universal, I would not have spoken boo. But any married man on this board, and most men all over know what I am talking about.

DirtyHippieUTE · 06-13-2006, 04:27 AM

"The French are too busy making love with their faces"

-Braveheart

Robin...

That's way too much information for this board. Nobody cares if you're into fish tacos. If you need an outlet for that kind of thing write to Penthouse Forum.

Robin · 06-13-2006, 04:44 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyHippieUTE

"The French are too busy making love with their faces"

-Braveheart

Robin...

That's way too much information for this board. Nobody cares if you're into fish tacos. If you need an outlet for that kind of thing write to Penthouse Forum.

You think that post was about 'fish tacos?'

It was a TIC (CHEEK! CHEEK DHU) observation from real, normal, everyday life... the kind of life that most married people on this board live. It wasn't pornographic, and it didn't idealize anything... Penthouse wouldn't be interested.

I thought it was a funny observation, but I guess the humor was lost in the material.

And for the record, Ms. Finderson questioned the wisdom of posting this observation. I blame Sarah Silverman.

SeattleUte · 06-13-2006, 05:45 AM

The more the better and all the more reason to go down. Enjoy it.

Fish · 06-13-2006, 07:47 AM

I agree... TMI. I don't want the mental picture of you and Faith's discharges in my mind. I already feel scared. Make it go away.

non sequitur · 06-13-2006, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Robin

You think that post was about 'fish tacos?'

It was a TIC (CHEEK! CHEEK DHU) observation from real, normal, everyday life... the kind of life that most married people on this board live.

I think what you meant to say was "...the kind of life that most married people on this board experienced during the first two weeks of their marriage."

Robin · 06-13-2006, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Fish

I agree... TMI. I don't want the mental picture of you and Faith's discharges in my mind. I already feel scared. Make it go away.

If it helps, know this... I don't have any discharge ever. In fact I didn't even learn what the word 'smegma' meant until very late in life. So that should could cut the discharge in your mind by half... is that good enough? Making half of the gyno-chunks go away?

Robin · 06-13-2006, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by non sequitur

I think what you meant to say was "...the kind of life that most married people on this board experienced during the first two weeks of their marriage."

Here is the kind of stuff that 'goes down' in a liberal ward... when I was in the student ward in New Haven, CT, the wife of the elders' Q. pres spoke about how they had purchased one of the many quality 'how to' books available on the market, and that in order to keep things 'hot,' they were working their way through every single position in the book...

... if, in the spirit of marital training, you have ever taken a look at one of these books, you will know that there is plenty of 'kink.' She said this in a small group of married couples that included the Bishop and his wife. Proof of what... that liberals have more fun? That anything is fair game once you have made your vows?

You guys should buy a book and work your way through it. You need to set for yourself some goals, and work to accomplish them.

06-13-2006, 04:04 AM	#1
Robin Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 961	Should men really have to put up with discharge? Okay... if you aren't married, don't read any farther... unless you are looking for a reason to break an engagement, and then go ahead. How many times, in your life have things started to heat up, and off came one article of clothing, and then off came another, and before you know it, you are nekid with your wife... and then you notice something... something you wish you hadn't noticed, but now that it is noticed there is definitely NO unnoticing it. You know what I am talking about. Discharge. And she is like, "Wha-at? It is natural... okay, if you really have a problem, you don't have to go down on me... WHA-at??" But you know for a fact, if the tables were turned... and we were talking about MALE discharge, all of the "Wha-at... it is natural!" talk would not buy you anything more than a nasty case of blue huevos grandes. Talk about inequity. The feminist movement is over boys. We lost. Last edited by Robin; 06-13-2006 at 04:09 AM.

06-13-2006, 04:27 AM	#4
DirtyHippieUTE Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Moscow, ID Posts: 1,151	"The French are too busy making love with their faces" -Braveheart Robin... That's way too much information for this board. Nobody cares if you're into fish tacos. If you need an outlet for that kind of thing write to Penthouse Forum. __________________ I reject your reality and substitute my own...

06-13-2006, 05:45 AM	#6
SeattleUte fairlds.org Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 10,665	The more the better and all the more reason to go down. Enjoy it. __________________ Interrupt all you like. We're involved in a complicated story here, and not everything is quite what it seems to be. —Paul Auster

06-13-2006, 04:20 AM	#2
ute4ever I must not tell lies Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,103	Robin you are so weird. You know fully well that your wife reads this board now. I take it you want her to know you share this kind of information about her genetalia with the community?

06-13-2006, 07:47 AM	#7
Fish Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 68	I agree... TMI. I don't want the mental picture of you and Faith's discharges in my mind. I already feel scared. Make it go away.