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Tex · 09-26-2011, 03:51 PM

I think we need to make a CG field trip to ute4ever's house and sing him the Cougar fight song. And then give him a big group hug.

ChinoCoug · 09-26-2011, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tex

I think we need to make a CG field trip to ute4ever's house and sing him the Cougar fight song. And then give him a big group hug.

I'm game.

ute4ever · 09-27-2011, 03:53 AM

Zing!

When all else fails, bypass attendance smack and ratings smack and go right into academic smack.

Allow me to summarize this thread:

Rational BYU fan #1: Freaking Bronco. He's become Crowton 2.0.

Rational BYU fan #2: Time to get rid of him.

(Silence)

Whiny Zoob: We need to end this rivalry while we're ahead and in control.

Rational BYU fan #1: You're high if you truly believe that.

Rational BYU fan #2: BM needs to go.

Whiny Zoob: I'm going to change the topic to KW, because I can't get him out of my head. Bronco has proven he's the better coach! KW sucks!

Rational BYU fan #1: KW doesn't suck. Get a clue.

Rational BYU fan #2: Seriously.

(Silence)

Utah Alum Now Cut From The Same Cloth As Stanford & Cal-Berkeley (hereinafter "UANCFTSCASC"): I agree with the rational BYU fans. You're high.

Rational BYU fan #1: He is high.

Rational BYU fan #2: Yes, seriously. Get a clue, zoob.

Whiny Zoob: In 2006, BM pwnd KW. That's all that matters. Not the present, not the last few years, only 2006. Look at these numbers from 2006!

Rational BYU fan #1: Stop bringing KW into this. BM needs to go.

Rational BYU fan #2: We need a new coach.

Beavis Limbaugh: (pokes head in) Heh heh. Did somebody say 2006? That year ruled. A republican was in the oval office. Heh.

Whiny Zoob: BM doesn't want to play KW and who can blame him, in 2006 he proved he was superior! BM in 2006 >>> anything KW has done.

Rational BYU fan #1: You're high.

Rational BYU fan #2: Seriously. You smoke crack.

(Silence)

UANCFTSCASC: Okay, I'll bite. You sound like a Ute fan belittling 1984. It's pointless. Just let it go. Peace out.

Whiny Zoob: All of you are wrong! ESPECIALLY you, he-who-is-not-living-in-2006.

Rational BYU fan #1: You're high.

Rational BYU fan #2: Seriously. You smoke crack.

Beavis Limbaugh: Heh heh. Smoking stuff is cool. It makes me want nachos. Heh.

UANCFTSCASC: Whiny zoob, here is 10x more data than your irrelevant focus on 2006. KW pwns BM today, he has pwnd him in the recent history, and has pwnd him during their entire tenures. Just stop already.

Whiny Zoob: LOLOL!! Look at you not singling out 2006!! ROFL!! You know I'm right!!

UANCFTSCASC: Get a life.

Beavis Limbaugh: Heh heh. I am Bron-colio! I need more W's in my win column-o!

Whiny Zoob: You know what really makes a coach? RUTS against 1-10 teams and BM was much, much better at that.

UANCFTSCASC: I bet you're great at parties.

Beavis Limbaugh Heh heh. Hey Zoobhead! You've pwnd this discussion like BM has pwnd KW. Heh. I like hugs. Heh heh.

Whiny Zoob: I hear that Cal fans are pissed that Utah is in the PAC. I know this because my flatmate from Helaman Halls is now at Cal and he's pissed.

UANCFTSCASC: Bummer.

Whiny Zoob: I still insist that all of you are wrong about BM!! To prove it, I bet that UANCFTSCASC CAN'T PROVIDE THE FORMULA FOR ALPHA DECAY IN NUCLEAR FISSION!! TONY THE JET, FTW!!

ChinoCoug · 09-27-2011, 01:56 PM

Good work Utie. you've already compiled all the relevant information. There's a way to plug all that information together all at once, to join the impact of everything together. All you have to do is put together that spreadsheet and we can find out who's right. I honestly don't know at this point.

Tex · 09-27-2011, 05:36 PM

ute4ever is spending too much time out in the sun. Or maybe it's the thought of BYU in the Big 12 that has him this nuts. Who knows.

09-26-2011, 03:51 PM	#41
Tex Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 8,596	I think we need to make a CG field trip to ute4ever's house and sing him the Cougar fight song. And then give him a big group hug. __________________ "Have we been commanded not to call a prophet an insular racist? Link?" "And yes, [2010] is a very good year to be a Democrat. Perhaps the best year in decades ..." - Cali Coug "Oh dear, granny, what a long tail our puss has got." - Brigham Young

09-27-2011, 03:53 AM	#43
ute4ever I must not tell lies Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,103	Zing! When all else fails, bypass attendance smack and ratings smack and go right into academic smack. Allow me to summarize this thread: Rational BYU fan #1: Freaking Bronco. He's become Crowton 2.0. Rational BYU fan #2: Time to get rid of him. (Silence) Whiny Zoob: We need to end this rivalry while we're ahead and in control. Rational BYU fan #1: You're high if you truly believe that. Rational BYU fan #2: BM needs to go. Whiny Zoob: I'm going to change the topic to KW, because I can't get him out of my head. Bronco has proven he's the better coach! KW sucks! Rational BYU fan #1: KW doesn't suck. Get a clue. Rational BYU fan #2: Seriously. (Silence) Utah Alum Now Cut From The Same Cloth As Stanford & Cal-Berkeley (hereinafter "UANCFTSCASC"): I agree with the rational BYU fans. You're high. Rational BYU fan #1: He is high. Rational BYU fan #2: Yes, seriously. Get a clue, zoob. Whiny Zoob: In 2006, BM pwnd KW. That's all that matters. Not the present, not the last few years, only 2006. Look at these numbers from 2006! Rational BYU fan #1: Stop bringing KW into this. BM needs to go. Rational BYU fan #2: We need a new coach. Beavis Limbaugh: (pokes head in) Heh heh. Did somebody say 2006? That year ruled. A republican was in the oval office. Heh. Whiny Zoob: BM doesn't want to play KW and who can blame him, in 2006 he proved he was superior! BM in 2006 >>> anything KW has done. Rational BYU fan #1: You're high. Rational BYU fan #2: Seriously. You smoke crack. (Silence) UANCFTSCASC: Okay, I'll bite. You sound like a Ute fan belittling 1984. It's pointless. Just let it go. Peace out. Whiny Zoob: All of you are wrong! ESPECIALLY you, he-who-is-not-living-in-2006. Rational BYU fan #1: You're high. Rational BYU fan #2: Seriously. You smoke crack. Beavis Limbaugh: Heh heh. Smoking stuff is cool. It makes me want nachos. Heh. UANCFTSCASC: Whiny zoob, here is 10x more data than your irrelevant focus on 2006. KW pwns BM today, he has pwnd him in the recent history, and has pwnd him during their entire tenures. Just stop already. Whiny Zoob: LOLOL!! Look at you not singling out 2006!! ROFL!! You know I'm right!! UANCFTSCASC: Get a life. Beavis Limbaugh: Heh heh. I am Bron-colio! I need more W's in my win column-o! Whiny Zoob: You know what really makes a coach? RUTS against 1-10 teams and BM was much, much better at that. UANCFTSCASC: I bet you're great at parties. Beavis Limbaugh Heh heh. Hey Zoobhead! You've pwnd this discussion like BM has pwnd KW. Heh. I like hugs. Heh heh. Whiny Zoob: I hear that Cal fans are pissed that Utah is in the PAC. I know this because my flatmate from Helaman Halls is now at Cal and he's pissed. UANCFTSCASC: Bummer. Whiny Zoob: I still insist that all of you are wrong about BM!! To prove it, I bet that UANCFTSCASC CAN'T PROVIDE THE FORMULA FOR ALPHA DECAY IN NUCLEAR FISSION!! TONY THE JET, FTW!! Last edited by ute4ever; 09-29-2011 at 04:02 AM.

09-27-2011, 01:56 PM	#44
ChinoCoug Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: NOVA Posts: 3,005	Good work Utie. you've already compiled all the relevant information. There's a way to plug all that information together all at once, to join the impact of everything together. All you have to do is put together that spreadsheet and we can find out who's right. I honestly don't know at this point. __________________ 太初有道

09-27-2011, 05:36 PM	#45
Tex Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 8,596	ute4ever is spending too much time out in the sun. Or maybe it's the thought of BYU in the Big 12 that has him this nuts. Who knows. __________________ "Have we been commanded not to call a prophet an insular racist? Link?" "And yes, [2010] is a very good year to be a Democrat. Perhaps the best year in decades ..." - Cali Coug "Oh dear, granny, what a long tail our puss has got." - Brigham Young