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Old 11-25-2007, 03:08 AM   #41
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So how did the BYU players sin to cause the losses to Tulsa and UCLA?
Maybe they hadn't called their parents in a while and were therefore not sufficiently honoring their fathers and mothers. Nah, they were masturbating.
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Old 11-25-2007, 03:09 AM   #42
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So how did the BYU players sin to cause the losses to Tulsa and UCLA?
Who knows? But I'm glad you'll be up all night thinking about it.
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Old 11-25-2007, 03:09 AM   #43
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As a law clerk I worked on a religious discrimination case for a client who worked in a military coroner's office. He was a Satanist and claims he was fired for his beliefs. At the administrative hearing we won some random motion and the cliently loudly thanked Beelzebub. We lost the hearing.
Now that's funny as hell.
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Old 11-25-2007, 03:10 AM   #44
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So how did the BYU players sin to cause the losses to Tulsa and UCLA?
Ask exie. He's very adept at pointing out the sins of others.
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Old 11-25-2007, 04:21 AM   #45
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Maybe they hadn't called their parents in a while and were therefore not sufficiently honoring their fathers and mothers. Nah, they were masturbating.
Looks like mpfunk is pretty lousy at coming up with his own material. Atleast cite a source dude.

http://utefans.net/message.php?id=531363
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Weak, funk. Weak.
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Old 11-25-2007, 04:35 AM   #47
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As much as funk would like to portray an even-handed online persona, he's a zoot.

Kinda sad.
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Old 11-25-2007, 04:41 AM   #48
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Looks like mpfunk is pretty lousy at coming up with his own material. Atleast cite a source dude.

http://utefans.net/message.php?id=531363
You are right I should cite a source, so I have gone ahead and changed it accordingly without incorporating the masturbation comment.
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Old 11-25-2007, 04:42 AM   #49
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As much as funk would like to portray an even-handed online persona, he's a zoot.

Kinda sad.
We seem to have some cool Utes on here, but I haven't ever seen anything from funk that makes me think he's anything but a typical thoughtless Ute.
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Old 11-25-2007, 04:43 AM   #50
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So how did the BYU players sin to cause the losses to Tulsa and UCLA?
Well the Ute answer would be that it only matters when we play Utah.
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