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Old 12-04-2007, 08:40 PM   #11
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It gets worse when looking at receiving yards:

Unga - 41 receptions, 629 yards
Mack - 17 receptions, 113 yards
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Old 12-04-2007, 08:41 PM   #12
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mentality. Or perhaps the coaches and media are tired of BYU........they are the ones who vote for these things. Their way poking a finger in BYU's face.
They poke a finger in our face and we return the favor by poking my little pony's hung like horse pecker into the nether regions of their colons, I'll take a finger in the face but perhaps you are the only one who could honestly give any legitimate comparitive analysis of which poking is least preferred.

I turn the microphone over to you to offer your experienced evaluation. Those of us who are too ignorant to offer any meaningful insight wait with baited breath for you our great Maestro.
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It gets worse when looking at receiving yards:

Unga - 41 receptions, 629 yards
Mack - 17 receptions, 113 yards
I know, they were going on "total moves." As Mack told us, he has moves Unga has never thought of. The guy with the most moves, whether effective or not, wins the 1st team spot.
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Old 12-04-2007, 08:43 PM   #14
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It gets worse when looking at receiving yards:

Unga - 41 receptions, 629 yards
Mack - 17 receptions, 113 yards
Mack also blocks like a $20 whore when some John throws down a Ulysses S. Grant.

He is the great matador...OLE!
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They poke a finger in our face and we return the favor by poking my little pony's hung like horse pecker into the nether regions of their colons, I'll take a finger in the face but perhaps you are the only one who could honestly give any legitimate comparitive analysis of which poking is least preferred.

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calling in. You must be one frustrated male! Put the viagra down! I think you've overdosed and must see your doctor. I wouldn't know about horse genitalia. I'm glad I have an expert to go to in the future. How's the sheep experimental station in your neck of the woods.
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Mack also blocks like a $20 whore when some John throws down a Ulysses S. Grant.

He is the great matador...OLE!
What about his moves though?
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Old 12-04-2007, 08:46 PM   #17
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It wasnt Mack, someone in CB chat reported that, but the awards are officially out now and it was Ferguson who is even worse.

New Mexico is ranked 84th in the nation in total offense yet htey have 5 all-mwc first team offensive selections.
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What about his moves though?
His moves are overrated, even for a $20 whore.
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It wasnt Mack, someone in CB chat reported that, but the awards are officially out now and it was Ferguson who is even worse.

New Mexico is ranked 84th in the nation in total offense yet htey have 5 all-mwc first team offensive selections.
For some reason, the MWC coaches and media love UNM. They are consistently getting preseason love too. I don't know why everyone loves to knob Rocky but they do.
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His moves are overrated, even for a $20 whore.
How can you say that? He has moves Harvey hasn't even seen.
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