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buffchazen · 01-25-2008, 06:27 PM

That's hilarious. Aren't you the guy that called me a racist many moons ago on CB because I said that board was not diverse? It all comes full circle

I can understand curbing racism on the board (and my thread was not racist), but my beef was that only my thread was deleted and there wasn't a single negative thing that was mentioned. I was emphasizing strengths of the races.

ie. blacks are great for speed events in the olympics like track and that whites are great for others like swimming.

What is the 70% you were referring to?

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Hey, I was just Thibbed for racism, too. I was given 1 day, so no big deal. I am glad CB is making an honest effort to curb the racism that abounds over there.

Personally, I dont get my suspension, though, because my comment was only aimed towards Mexicans.

TripletDaddy · 01-25-2008, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by buffchazen

70% of what? by the way, are you the bishop here? i'm assuming indycoug is the stake president.

If CG were analogous to a Stake organization, it would be broken down as follows:

1. Stake Presidency: mike (President), archaea, bigfatmeanie
2. High Council: Goatnapper, YOhio, cr33k5t3r
3. Bishopric: Tex (Bishop), Indycoug, DDD
4. Youth Sports: Jay Santos, cougjunkie
5. RS presidency: UteStar (President), marsupial, barbara gordon
6. Employment specialist: BYU71
7. Compassionate Service: BDB
8. Gospel Doctrine: Pelagius, All American, Solon
9. New move-in coordinator: SeattleUte

smokymountainrain · 01-25-2008, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

7. Compassionate Service: BDB

That's an inspired calling right there.

mpfunk · 01-25-2008, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

If CG were analogous to a Stake organization, it would be broken down as follows:

1. Stake Presidency: mike (President), archaea, bigfatmeanie
2. High Council: Goatnapper, YOhio, cr33k5t3r
3. Bishopric: Tex (Bishop), Indycoug, DDD
4. Youth Sports: Jay Santos, cougjunkie
5. RS presidency: UteStar (President), marsupial, barbara gordon
6. Employment specialist: BYU71
7. Compassionate Service: BDB
8. Gospel Doctrine: Pelagius, All American, Solon
9. New move-in coordinator: SeattleUte

Hell yes I got away without getting a calling.

As for the 70%, apparently Ms. Bay believes that 70% of men don't love their wives currently or never loved their wives. It is all part of her bitter manhating.

SoCalCoug · 01-25-2008, 06:55 PM

I'm the guy sitting on the back row, either sleeping or trying to get Goatnapper to swear over the pulpit.

SipiTau · 01-25-2008, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

If CG were analogous to a Stake organization, it would be broken down as follows:

1. Stake Presidency: mike (President), archaea, bigfatmeanie
2. High Council: Goatnapper, YOhio, cr33k5t3r
3. Bishopric: Tex (Bishop), Indycoug, DDD
4. Youth Sports: Jay Santos, cougjunkie
5. RS presidency: UteStar (President), marsupial, barbara gordon
6. Employment specialist: BYU71
7. Compassionate Service: BDB
8. Gospel Doctrine: Pelagius, All American, Solon
9. New move-in coordinator: SeattleUte

If you have any pull, I would like to be the sacrament greeter/program hander outer.

ute4ever · 01-25-2008, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by buffchazen

just very unhappy with the moderators.

Last night I got a call from the guy who I sold my last computer to, (a church member), who saw CB bookmarked and signed up. The mods banned his new account after only one post because they could tell that it was really me, because it was the same computer.

Different area with a different service provider, but same computer.

Can't fool Encyclopedia Brown.

Mormon Red Death · 01-25-2008, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

If CG were analogous to a Stake organization, it would be broken down as follows:

1. Stake Presidency: mike (President), archaea, bigfatmeanie
2. High Council: Goatnapper, YOhio, cr33k5t3r
3. Bishopric: Tex (Bishop), Indycoug, DDD
4. Youth Sports: Jay Santos, cougjunkie
5. RS presidency: UteStar (President), marsupial, barbara gordon
6. Employment specialist: BYU71
7. Compassionate Service: BDB
8. Gospel Doctrine: Pelagius, All American, Solon
9. New move-in coordinator: SeattleUte

10. Guy who farts at inappropriate times: Mormon Red Death

TripletDaddy · 01-25-2008, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by mpfunk

Hell yes I got away without getting a calling.

As for the 70%, apparently Ms. Bay believes that 70% of men don't love their wives currently or never loved their wives. It is all part of her bitter manhating.

Your calling will come later in life, when, like LaVell, you and your wife will be called to serve amongst Harlemites in NYC. Then you can apply your talent for rap music towards sharing the Gospel.

TripletDaddy · 01-25-2008, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Mormon Red Death

10. Guy who farts at inappropriate times: Mormon Red Death

I lump this in with Home Teaching.....not really a calling, but rather an assignment.

01-25-2008, 06:55 PM	#15
SoCalCoug Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Orange County, California Posts: 3,059	I'm the guy sitting on the back row, either sleeping or trying to get Goatnapper to swear over the pulpit. __________________ Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug