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TripletDaddy · 01-26-2008, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by SipiTau

C'mon Triple D.....hook a brotha up!

SipiTau,

You are hereby called to be Sacrament Greeter for the Cougarguard Stake.

You are also called to supply the Bishopric with generous amounts of kava. Please maintain the sacred nature of the second half of your calling. Tell nobody.

Thanks,

The Bishopric

BYUTexan · 01-26-2008, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

If CG were analogous to a Stake organization, it would be broken down as follows:

1. Stake Presidency: mike (President), archaea, bigfatmeanie
2. High Council: Goatnapper, YOhio, cr33k5t3r
3. Bishopric: Tex (Bishop), Indycoug, DDD
4. Youth Sports: Jay Santos, cougjunkie
5. RS presidency: UteStar (President), marsupial, barbara gordon
6. Employment specialist: BYU71
7. Compassionate Service: BDB
8. Gospel Doctrine: Pelagius, All American, Solon
9. New move-in coordinator: SeattleUte

So I guess I would be the investigator or the Deacons corum president, huh.

TripletDaddy · 01-26-2008, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by BYUTexan

So I guess I would be the investigator or the Deacons corum president, huh.

I could put you on the DNC list with Sleeping In EQ and Robin Finderson.

Jeff Lebowski · 01-26-2008, 03:26 PM

Yes! No calling.

That sure would be nice.

TripletDaddy · 01-26-2008, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski

Yes! No calling.

That sure would be nice.

Truthfully, as a board elder statesman, you are on the High council. I just didnt have the energy to type out 12 names. Plus, as a second counselor, i didnt think it was my responsibility.

BYU71 · 01-26-2008, 04:24 PM

I do not accept my calling. I don't feel I could in good conscience recommend any of you to a potential employer.

I am actually holding out for a new position that is surely to come. Stake breast augmentation advisor.

TripletDaddy · 01-26-2008, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by BYU71

I do not accept my calling. I don't feel I could in good conscience recommend any of you to a potential employer.

I am actually holding out for a new position that is surely to come. Stake breast augmentation advisor.

Based on your current avatar, you would not do well in that calling. Sorry.

BYU71 · 01-26-2008, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

Based on your current avatar, you would not do well in that calling. Sorry.

What Mike has done to that pretty young gal is a good indication of how he would act as the Stake President. As a matter of fact for the record, I did not raise my hand when the sustaining vote was asked for.

TripletDaddy · 01-26-2008, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by BYU71

What Mike has done to that pretty young gal is a good indication of how he would act as the Stake President. As a matter of fact for the record, I did not raise my hand when the sustaining vote was asked for.

That is why he banished you to be the Employment Specialist.

Archaea · 01-26-2008, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

That is why he banished you to be the Employment Specialist.

I was outvoted but I wanted Goat and 71 to be stake porn specialists. Mike was afraid Goat might take his calling too seriously.

01-26-2008, 03:26 PM	#34
Jeff Lebowski Charon Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the heart of darkness (Provo) Posts: 9,564	Yes! No calling. That sure would be nice. __________________ "... the arc of the universe is long but it bends toward justice." Martin Luther King, Jr.

01-26-2008, 04:24 PM	#36
BYU71 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 5,084	I do not accept my calling. I don't feel I could in good conscience recommend any of you to a potential employer. I am actually holding out for a new position that is surely to come. Stake breast augmentation advisor.