Ode to Jimmer from Eemann Brennan

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He just drafted this, corrected and improved:

An Ode to The Jimmer Eamonn Brennan

Jimmer Fredette, the man from BYU.
He's quite good at shooting the ball through the hoop.
He splits doubles and shakes,
He fakes and he crosses,
To free himself up for those crazy long tosses.
You better start guarding him out to half court,
And he might still drain a 40 foot shot just for sport.
Hes not quick to the rim, he prods and he needles.
Now more popular in Utah than snow and the Beatles.
No disrespect to Jared or Kemba,
But neither seems likely to inspire a stocker.
In a season with great teams and players far and near,
The Jimmer has officially made this his year.