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MikeWaters · 06-12-2007, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by cougjunkie

Brian Mitchell?

Yes.

Archaea · 06-12-2007, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeWaters

I get to guard Requiem. I will play 10 inch defense on her (hearkening back to Majerus).

In your wildest dreams. We're not using a metric system just yet.

TheSizzle36 · 06-12-2007, 09:48 PM

I am down for a CG basketball game.

I am not a fantastic baller, but I am the guy you like to have on your team.

I'm not afraid to pass the ball. I can hit an open three. I'd rather get an assist than score.

I can also play underneath and on the perimeter. I don't do anything 'great' but I am the pick-up ball role player, who if needs be can turn it up.

UteStar · 06-12-2007, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeWaters

I get to guard Requiem. I will play 10 inch defense on her (hearkening back to Majerus).

Yeah Mike...10 inch defense. In your dreams...I have a feeling that Farrah would most likely say that you are being very, very generous.

Archaea · 06-12-2007, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by UteStar

Yeah Mike...10 inch defense. In your dreams...I have a feeling that Farrah would most likely say that you are being very, very generous.

I think Mike measured the length of his nose.

UteStar · 06-12-2007, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Archaea

I think Mike measured the length of his nose.

No question about it.

I do like how Mike just threw it out there nonchalantly in hopes that the casualness of the way he said it would convince us that it was true. Good try Mike, good try.

BarbaraGordon · 06-12-2007, 10:27 PM

Men are idiots.

In the triathlon there were several gentlemen who apparently didn't know how to actually, you know, swim...but who hoped to make up for it by randomly thrashing and flailing about in the water...elbows and ankles flying. They pummelled the hell out of me, cost me a ton of time, and I now have a huge bruise/gash on my forehead.

Next time I'll stick to the all-girls tri.

Men: Cute, yes, but mostly just in the way.

UteStar · 06-12-2007, 10:30 PM

To further hijack this thread Barbara...yeah, I guess men can be cute (such as the Hoff, Michael Bolton, the Swayze, etc.) but seriously, mens bodies are the worst. Women's bodies are beautiful in every single way. Men's bodies are hairy and ugly. Unless a guy metrosexualizes his body, it is not attractive.

Requiem · 06-12-2007, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

Men are idiots. Men: Cute, yes, but mostly just in the way.

Well said...my Mother always said it this way: "men are worthless".

Will you be on my BB team? We could show MW and his gang that speed and finesse always win in the end (no pun intended guys).

BarbaraGordon · 06-12-2007, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Requiem

Well said...my Mother always said it this way: "men are worthless".

Will you be on my BB team? We could show MW and his gang that speed and finesse always win in the end (no pun intended guys).

Aw, gee, thanks! I was always picked last in PE (for VERY good reason) so this is heartwarming for me. But frankly I'm rather afraid Mike might charge me and leave a bloodied Barbara lying in a little heap on the asphalt.

06-12-2007, 10:27 PM	#27
BarbaraGordon Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Gotham City Posts: 7,157	Sorry to hijack the "how big is Mike's junk" hijack. Men are idiots. In the triathlon there were several gentlemen who apparently didn't know how to actually, you know, swim...but who hoped to make up for it by randomly thrashing and flailing about in the water...elbows and ankles flying. They pummelled the hell out of me, cost me a ton of time, and I now have a huge bruise/gash on my forehead. Next time I'll stick to the all-girls tri. Men: Cute, yes, but mostly just in the way. Last edited by BarbaraGordon; 06-12-2007 at 10:30 PM.

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06-12-2007, 09:48 PM	#23
TheSizzle36 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 3,786	I am down for a CG basketball game. I am not a fantastic baller, but I am the guy you like to have on your team. I'm not afraid to pass the ball. I can hit an open three. I'd rather get an assist than score. I can also play underneath and on the perimeter. I don't do anything 'great' but I am the pick-up ball role player, who if needs be can turn it up.

06-12-2007, 10:30 PM	#28
UteStar Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,817	To further hijack this thread Barbara...yeah, I guess men can be cute (such as the Hoff, Michael Bolton, the Swayze, etc.) but seriously, mens bodies are the worst. Women's bodies are beautiful in every single way. Men's bodies are hairy and ugly. Unless a guy metrosexualizes his body, it is not attractive.