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Old 06-12-2007, 10:55 PM   #31
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Men are idiots.

In the triathlon there were several gentlemen who apparently didn't know how to actually, you know, swim...but who hoped to make up for it by randomly thrashing and flailing about in the water...elbows and ankles flying. They pummelled the hell out of me, cost me a ton of time, and I now have a huge bruise/gash on my forehead.

Next time I'll stick to the all-girls tri.

Men: Cute, yes, but mostly just in the way.
Actually, if you attended a large tri or a longer tri, sometimes in waves women and men are separated. I dislike it when I have to swim over the wave in front of me, but it invariably happens.

Men are not cute, women are cute, unfortunately necessary but always costly. Men are butt ugly.
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Old 06-12-2007, 10:58 PM   #32
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Well said...my Mother always said it this way: "men are worthless".

Will you be on my BB team? We could show MW and his gang that speed and finesse always win in the end (no pun intended guys).
The only way women can win is to distract with cleavage. Trust me.
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Old 06-12-2007, 11:01 PM   #33
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The only way women can win is to distract with cleavage. Trust me.
If they played in total skins, or pulled the Shamhat trap on Enkidu, that might work as well.
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Old 06-12-2007, 11:06 PM   #34
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Men are not cute ... Men are butt ugly.
Hm. Really?
Well perhaps it's just the ten days of circumstantially-imposed celibacy, but some of those men at the gym are starting to look mighty nice.
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Old 06-12-2007, 11:11 PM   #35
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Or pulled the Shamhat trap on Enkidu, that might work as well.

Dream on hulkster. If I remember correctly, after a week "of pleasure" Enkidu couldn't walk let alone dribble.
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Old 06-12-2007, 11:15 PM   #36
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Dream on hulkster. If I remember correctly, after a week "of pleasure" Enkidu couldn't walk let alone dribble.
And hence I believe it would be an effective technique to garner an advantage over the men. I wonder what cialis would say about a seven day erection. Oh that one should have to worry about such a thing.

However, if you had a feather between the cleavage, that wouldn't be so quaint.
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Old 06-13-2007, 12:28 AM   #37
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I lost all of my respect for Womens athletics after that.
So women's athletics deserve no respect unless they can compete with men? Is that your point?
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Old 06-13-2007, 12:51 AM   #38
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We need a to have an annual cougarguard basketball game. Also their are a few brothas I know (Kalen Hall, Jamal Willis) I will invite them to play they are not to bad.
Can I invite a few Ute friends to play? M'Kay McGrath, Mike Doleac, Tim Drisdom and Bryant Markson are always up for a game this time of year.
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Can I invite a few Ute friends to play? M'Kay McGrath, Mike Doleac, Tim Drisdom and Bryant Markson are always up for a game this time of year.
Considering other than Doleac none of them have had careers after Utah, you bet.
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Old 06-13-2007, 01:22 AM   #40
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So women's athletics deserve no respect unless they can compete with men? Is that your point?
Easy softball coach. What i am saying is professional womens athletes should be on the same level as at least highschool mens athletes. These girls were not, maybe its an aberration but they werent close.
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