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11-13-2008, 03:41 PM | #1 |
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This is blasphemous. That Hillary Swank put the first dent in the empire, this will surely bring it crumbling down.
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Does Will Smith get to land a spaceship in it, or does he fly like a superhero drunk and disorderly?
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What concerns me most, besides the obvious Billy Zabka debacle, is the impending soundtrack. Have they decided whether to re-use classics like "Cruel Summer" from Bananarama? "You're the best," and the All-Valley Karate tournament montage was unquestionably the hallmark of that movie. You could argue that actually was the 3 or 4 minutes of film that tied all 80s cinema together into one great whole. What are they going to do for the remake? highlights of this montage are 1. Daniel fighting Lamar Latrell at :52 2. Fat, out of shape dude at 1:24 3. And Larusso fighting Dutch at 2:28. Dutch, btw is the baddest mo-fo of all the Cobra Kai and has the most wicked kick at 2:46. That dude is so limber! How does he move his head like that? Also, for some reason, Dutch scores one point, then Daniel scores one point, but Daniel wins.
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"Sweep the leg" "But sensei, I'll be disqualified!"
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11-13-2008, 06:32 PM | #5 |
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Why don't you then?
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what in blazes have you been doing keeping this secret all this time? For future reference, if you know someone who starred in The Karate Kid, you let EVERYONE know as quickly as possible. You are hereby and immediately promoted to the rank of Lieutenant in the Pop Culture Army. But sensei......I can beat this guy. I DONT WANT HIM BEAT. OUT OF COMMISSION. Holy crap. you SWAM with that guy? did he ever wear his cobra kai gi when he was swimming?
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11-13-2008, 07:42 PM | #9 |
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Tell me about it. That sandbaggin' sob. That's like the coolest thing ever. I can't come close to that except that one of my companions was the little blonde toddler in the old glow worm commercial and that a buddy of mine played a Channing on Falcon's Crest.
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