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creekster · 12-03-2005, 12:35 AM

Tick: Julia Roberts movies? THat is just too far.

ute4ever · 12-03-2005, 12:53 AM

I know two couples who had made up their minds that they were going to have just one more child and then have the tubes tied.

In both cases, God sent twins.

non sequitur · 12-03-2005, 03:19 AM

After our third child, I went ahead and had a vasectomy. Since vasectomies are not 100% effective, I'm leaving the door open in case God really wants me to have another child.

SteelBlue · 12-03-2005, 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooblue

I would also like to note that I do not think birth into this world under ANY circumstances is unfair ...

I didn't mean unfair in the sense that it was unfair to bring a child into the world. I meant unfair to the kids already in the family who may see less time with mom and dad.

NorCal Cat · 12-06-2005, 11:10 PM

Great list!

I would add to that, wearing a non-white shirt to church.

il Padrino Ute · 12-07-2005, 04:14 AM

Purchase a Coke - even on Sunday.

Tell your zoob neighbor that you'll paint his stupid yappy dog red if you catch it doing it's business on your lawn again.

Swear - as long as it's in context, except the f-bomb, unless it will make you feel better.

Take the family to eat dinner at Hooters - during football season, wings are $0.25 apiece for MNF - which makes a great FHE activity.

Tell the Bishop or either of his councilors "no, I don't want to give a talk in Church next week - and you have no idea the lengths I'll go to to avoid it."

Water ski on a Sunday while you're on vacation. Hell, do anything you want on a Sunday while you're on vacation.

Cook dinner with cooking wine and feed it to your kids.

Not only watch tv on Sunday - watch a show like The Family Guy on a Sunday. Or an R-rated movie on HBO on a Sunday.

I'm sure there are more....

12-03-2005, 03:19 AM	#13
non sequitur Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,964	This is what I did. . . After our third child, I went ahead and had a vasectomy. Since vasectomies are not 100% effective, I'm leaving the door open in case God really wants me to have another child.

12-06-2005, 11:10 PM	#15
NorCal Cat Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Where do you think? Posts: 1,201	Tick, you had me at "Watching TV on Sunday"! LOL Great list! I would add to that, wearing a non-white shirt to church.

12-07-2005, 04:14 AM	#16
il Padrino Ute Board Pinhead Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the basement of my house, Murray, Utah. Posts: 15,941	My list of things that are ok for a Mormon to do... Purchase a Coke - even on Sunday. Tell your zoob neighbor that you'll paint his stupid yappy dog red if you catch it doing it's business on your lawn again. Swear - as long as it's in context, except the f-bomb, unless it will make you feel better. Take the family to eat dinner at Hooters - during football season, wings are $0.25 apiece for MNF - which makes a great FHE activity. Tell the Bishop or either of his councilors "no, I don't want to give a talk in Church next week - and you have no idea the lengths I'll go to to avoid it." Water ski on a Sunday while you're on vacation. Hell, do anything you want on a Sunday while you're on vacation. Cook dinner with cooking wine and feed it to your kids. Not only watch tv on Sunday - watch a show like The Family Guy on a Sunday. Or an R-rated movie on HBO on a Sunday. I'm sure there are more.... __________________ "The beauty of baseball is not having to explain it." - Chuck Shriver "This is now the joke that stupid people laugh at." - Christopher Hitchens on IQ jokes about GWB.

12-03-2005, 12:35 AM	#11
creekster Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: the far corner of my mind Posts: 8,711	Tick: Julia Roberts movies? THat is just too far.

12-03-2005, 12:53 AM	#12
ute4ever I must not tell lies Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,103	I know two couples who had made up their minds that they were going to have just one more child and then have the tubes tied. In both cases, God sent twins.