08-21-2008, 08:42 PM | #11 |
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No, because it wouldn't be sincere and the Bishop of my ward tends to reward insincerity with awful callings like Ward Activity Committee.
And yes, that would be a horrendous calling because I'd have to attend the ward activities.
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No you wouldn't. The beauty of that calling is you don't need to attend church to fulfill it, you can have it at your house, and you can assign stuff to tohers and not go yourself and the worst penalty is you get released!
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08-21-2008, 08:48 PM | #13 |
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I would secretly be jealous that your calling is higher profile than mine.
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I'll have to remember this if anyone from the Bishopric ever corners me and tells me they'd like to meet in the Bishop's office. For now, I'll continue to play cat and mouse.
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This is exactly why I don't talk to anyone over the age of 18 at church. Except for a couple of apostates/borderlanders, like SteelBlue and OrangeUte. But I know I'm pretty safe from getting any kind of calling from either of them. |
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It's an opportunity to serve and get blessings. It calls for celebration.
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