ESPN's Holly Rowe

[Goatnapper'96]

Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

The thing about Holly Rowe is that unlike most female sideline commentators, she actually knows her football. But personally, I'd rather they just keep the camera on Herbstreit.

Unlike most female sideline commentators she also has a fat ass. Call my a mysogenist, but Kirkie can give me all the football insight and I want the sideline chick to have an ass that I can bounce a quarter off of.

Big hooters would be a plus as well. Man made or God made, it makes me no nevermind.

[BarbaraGordon]

Originally Posted by Goatnapper'96

Unlike most female sideline commentators she also has a fat ass. Call my a mysogenist, but Kirkie can give me all the football insight and I want the sideline chick to have an ass that I can bounce a quarter off of.

Big hooters would be a plus as well. Man made or God made, it makes me no nevermind.

Alright, then, misogynist it is. You have a point, though. We're both adults here, so let's just tell it like it is...

If the goal were to have an intelligent female provide reasonably accurate football analysis, Ms. Rowe would be the ideal. But I believe we'll all agree that in reality, the goal is to have a hot chick show as much cleavage as possible while butchering the placekicker's last name and confusing point guards with nose guards. So I can see where Holly may not be your preference.

See that's the great thing about Herbstreit! He's a hottie AND he gets his analysis and predictions right every single time. :-D

[RockyBalboa]

Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

Alright, then, misogynist it is. You have a point, though. We're both adults here, so let's just tell it like it is...

If the goal were to have an intelligent female provide reasonably accurate football analysis, Ms. Rowe would be the ideal. But I believe we'll all agree that in reality, the goal is to have a hot chick show as much cleavage as possible while butchering the placekicker's last name and confusing point guards with nose guards. So I can see where Holly may not be your preference.

See that's the great thing about Herbstreit! He's a hottie AND he gets his analysis and predictions right every single time. :-D

Except his BCS Analysis sucks.

[il Padrino Ute]

Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

Alright, then, misogynist it is. You have a point, though. We're both adults here, so let's just tell it like it is...

If the goal were to have an intelligent female provide reasonably accurate football analysis, Ms. Rowe would be the ideal. But I believe we'll all agree that in reality, the goal is to have a hot chick show as much cleavage as possible while butchering the placekicker's last name and confusing point guards with nose guards. So I can see where Holly may not be your preference.

See that's the great thing about Herbstreit! He's a hottie AND he gets his analysis and predictions right every single time. :-D

Herbstreit molests collies.

[A-Train]

Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

Alright, then, misogynist it is. You have a point, though. We're both adults here, so let's just tell it like it is...

If the goal were to have an intelligent female provide reasonably accurate football analysis, Ms. Rowe would be the ideal. But I believe we'll all agree that in reality, the goal is to have a hot chick show as much cleavage as possible while butchering the placekicker's last name and confusing point guards with nose guards. So I can see where Holly may not be your preference.

I'd bang Holly Rowe. I would just ask that she use a breath mint and keep the lights turned off! All cats are grey in the dark.

[Archaea]

Originally Posted by A-Train

I'd bang Holly Rowe. I would just ask that she use a breath mint and keep the lights turned off! All cats are grey in the dark.

You stole my Russian proverb.

[Insensitive PAP]

Originally Posted by A-Train

I'd bang Holly Rowe. I would just ask that she use a breath mint and keep the lights turned off! All cats are grey in the dark.

what's the point if you have to turn the lights off?

[Archaea]

Originally Posted by Insensitive PAP

what's the point if you have to turn the lights off?

It gives you something to do with the eyes closed.