Hi, I'm a new convert to this ward...

[il Padrino Ute]

Originally Posted by mpfunk

Hell yes I got away without getting a calling.

As for the 70%, apparently Ms. Bay believes that 70% of men don't love their wives currently or never loved their wives. It is all part of her bitter manhating.

As did I, but then, I'm the board pinhead - I'm the guy whose calling is like stake activities assistant director in charge of making sure everyone has a good time. IOW, I am kept in the dark so I don't attend activities and ruin it for everyone with my bad attitude.

[TripletDaddy]

Originally Posted by il Padrino Ute

As did I, but then, I'm the board pinhead - I'm the guy whose calling is like stake activities assistant director in charge of making sure everyone has a good time. IOW, I am kept in the dark so I don't attend activities and ruin it for everyone with my bad attitude.

IPU, I was going to put you on the Stake High Council as one of CGs resident elder statesmen. But since you are a Ute fan, I figured you werent LDS.

[il Padrino Ute]

Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

IPU, I was going to put you on the Stake High Council as one of CGs resident elder statesmen. But since you are a Ute fan, I figured you werent LDS.

Well, I suppose that it's better to be seen as non-LDS than an ALUF, eh?

[buffchazen]

Wow, so is this like the Korihor 4th ward or something?

[buffchazen]

Yeah, they watch IPs like a hawk there. That's why they really know who 1/2 the people are there.

I'll return there daily just to read news articles and to check my boardmail. Unfortunately, I have some business contacts that I deal with using CB boardmail.

Originally Posted by ute4ever

Last night I got a call from the guy who I sold my last computer to, (a church member), who saw CB bookmarked and signed up. The mods banned his new account after only one post because they could tell that it was really me, because it was the same computer.

Different area with a different service provider, but same computer.

Can't fool Encyclopedia Brown.

[BYUTexan]

Originally Posted by buffchazen

just very unhappy with the moderators.

Yeah, they can be quite the little pricks if you ask me.

[BigFatMeanie]

Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

If CG were analogous to a Stake organization, it would be broken down as follows:

1. Stake Presidency: mike (President), archaea, bigfatmeanie
2. High Council: Goatnapper, YOhio, cr33k5t3r
3. Bishopric: Tex (Bishop), Indycoug, DDD
4. Youth Sports: Jay Santos, cougjunkie
5. RS presidency: UteStar (President), marsupial, barbara gordon
6. Employment specialist: BYU71
7. Compassionate Service: BDB
8. Gospel Doctrine: Pelagius, All American, Solon
9. New move-in coordinator: SeattleUte

I'm more like the Stake Computer Specialist than a member of the Stake Presidency.

[TripletDaddy]

Originally Posted by BigFatMeanie

I'm more like the Stake Computer Specialist than a member of the Stake Presidency.

I can release you if you want, but it isnt favorable to be asked to be released from a calling.

[SipiTau]

Originally Posted by SipiTau

If you have any pull, I would like to be the sacrament greeter/program hander outer.

C'mon Triple D.....hook a brotha up!

[Archaea]

buffchazen, the Lawd has called you to serve in Korihor's stake young men presidency.

Any detours to vegas are permitted provided you don't take your wife.