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Old 08-30-2008, 11:52 PM   #1
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A win in Ann Arbor, something I didn't expect ever to see, and only a bunch of bitching and moaning on Utefans,net. No sense of history, of wonder, of proportion, of appreciation, of tradition. Last year this time they wanted to fire Whit mid-season. Ignoramuses
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Old 08-31-2008, 01:52 AM   #2
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A win in Ann Arbor, something I didn't expect ever to see, and only a bunch of bitching and moaning on Utefans,net. No sense of history, of wonder, of proportion, of appreciation, of tradition. Last year this time they wanted to fire Whit mid-season. Ignoramuses
Those of whom you speak are zoots. They were never Ute fans until after Meyer's first year.

The Goatnapper Law (it's no longer a theorem) about the number of dickheads being proportionate with a team's winning percentage is spot on and he was correct with his brilliant observation that zoots became dickheads at a faster rate than zoobs.

Folks like that generally think they know more about football than the coaches.
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Because it's full of Ute fans.
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Old 08-31-2008, 01:54 AM   #4
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Old 09-03-2008, 09:52 PM   #5
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You're right, too many idiots post there now.
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Old 09-03-2008, 10:39 PM   #6
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What are they bitching about? The candy scarlet helmets?
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Old 09-03-2008, 10:45 PM   #7
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You're right, too many idiots post there now.
A bit of stylistic advice on your post. Please put your whole thought in the body of the post and ignore the subject line unless you are the one starting the thread. I wouldn't want to mistake you for Exute since he is the only ignoramus that continues to post in this annoying style that does not work well on this board's format. Thanks in advance.
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Old 09-03-2008, 11:02 PM   #8
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It is rather amusing to watch the PortlandUte's of the board degenerate ever so slowly into more and more bitter tirades.
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Old 09-03-2008, 11:29 PM   #9
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80% of the regular posters there joined during the 2004 season. They expect every game to be like the 2004 games.

Take the upcoming UNLV game for example. In 2004, Morgan Scalley returned the opening kickoff for a TD, and Utah led 63-10 at the end of the 3rd quarter. Anything less than the same this Saturday will result in bitching and moaning about the team not playing up to their potential, Whittingham being overrated and Ludwig needing to be fired.
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Old 09-04-2008, 12:02 AM   #10
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i just can't stand the disorganization on that website. CG is great b/c it is topical and well organized. utefans doesn't get much from me in visitation. you fine folks here get that honor.
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