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Old 05-15-2008, 12:40 AM   #1
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Default Vader attacks Jedi church.

http://www.startribune.com/nation/18925974.html

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A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church was given a suspended sentence Tuesday.Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, attacked Jedi church founder Barney Jones — aka Master Jonba Hehol — with a metal crutch, hitting him on the head, prosecutors told Holyhead Magistrates' Court.
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"Darth Vader! Jedis!" Hughes shouted as he approached.
Hughes claimed he couldn't remember the incident, having drunk the better part of a 2 1/2-gallon (10-liter) box of wine beforehand.
"He knows his behavior was wrong and didn't want it to happen but he has no recollection of it," said Hughes' lawyer, Frances Jones.
LMAO.
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Holy S there are 390,000 Brits that list Jedi as their religion in the 2001 census. There are probably more Jedis than Mormons.
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Holy S there are 390,000 Brits that list Jedi as their religion in the 2001 census. There are probably more Jedis than Mormons.
Just another example of the notoriously dry British sense of humor.
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