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Old 03-23-2009, 08:13 PM   #11
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Tell me, how does a liberal respond to his young child who says, "Daddy, how come you didn't protect us?"
Do liberals have children? And if they do, don't they just eat the babies?

How do conservatives respond to a young child who says, "Daddy- why is our home called a compound?"
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Old 03-23-2009, 08:15 PM   #12
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Maybe he's smarter than we think ... it's the whole Running Man scenario: making out brackets on ESPN, appearing of the tonight show, 60 minutes last night. He's distracting us while the men behind the curtain destroy American Democracy.
And Cali Coug is the Richard Dawson of Cougar Guard putting on an Oscar worthy performance in Obama's defense.

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Old 03-23-2009, 08:16 PM   #13
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I hate it when presidents make themselves accessible to the American people. Wouldn't it be so much better if he hid away and never talked to us at all?
I hate when Presidents don't do the job they were elected to do.
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Old 03-23-2009, 08:23 PM   #14
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Do liberals have children? And if they do, don't they just eat the babies?

How do conservatives respond to a young child who says, "Daddy- why is our home called a compound?"
Since you refused to answer, I'll tell you how a liberal answers:

"It wasn't my job. The government let you down, not me."
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Old 03-23-2009, 09:06 PM   #15
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Since you refused to answer, I'll tell you how a liberal answers:

"It wasn't my job. The government let you down, not me."
I thought the answer is "All hail Obama!"
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Old 03-24-2009, 03:17 PM   #16
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Since you refused to answer, I'll tell you how a liberal answers:

"It wasn't my job. The government let you down, not me."
That may be close, but here's the thing: a liberal believes that's the way it should be. It's a philosophical difference. I know you don't agree, but then again you don't have to.
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That may be close, but here's the thing: a liberal believes that's the way it should be. It's a philosophical difference. I know you don't agree, but then again you don't have to.
Also, "While you are a victim in this, I am the greater victim."

I am descended from people who came to America at great sacrifice, who ventured into wild lands with almost nothing but their own faith and determination.

Victimology is a credo for someone else.
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Why would a woman want to be married to a man who doesn't protect his own?

I would think there would be a strong evoluntionary drive for a woman to feel like her husband was a protector of her and her children rather than a passive victim.
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Old 03-24-2009, 06:19 PM   #19
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Why would a woman want to be married to a man who doesn't protect his own?

I would think there would be a strong evoluntionary drive for a woman to feel like her husband was a protector of her and her children rather than a passive victim.
Because your internet humor is sometimes lost on me, I'll just assume this is a joke.
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Old 03-24-2009, 07:39 PM   #20
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Because your internet humor is sometimes lost on me, I'll just assume this is a joke.
No, not a joke.

Btw, I hope I am not being too sexist, in suggesting that women might like to be protected.

I certainly didn't marry my wife in hopes that she would protect me from harm. I would think, if I were a woman, that my husband should be basically competent and interested in protecting me.

But then again, I'm not a liberal, so I don't understand this mindset where someone else is always responsible, and passively accepting harm to come upon my loved ones.
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