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MikeWaters · 12-14-2008, 01:43 AM

You can't say "Merry Christmas" because this might offend a non-Christian, or someone who just plain hates the American way.

We all know that. We don't want to upset the Jews, the Muslims, the Kwanzaa-African-Americans, the Buddhists, the Shintoists, and the agnostics and atheists.

But there is still one group we can squat, grunt, and take a giant crap on: the Jehovah's Witnesses. Who do not believe in celebrating any holiday.

So the next time you say "Happy Holidays" you can take special pleasure in the fact that you are NOT PC, that you are a hateur, taking perverse delight in sticking it to...well, someone.

12-14-2008, 01:43 AM	#1
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	how not to offend people during the holidays You can't say "Merry Christmas" because this might offend a non-Christian, or someone who just plain hates the American way. We all know that. We don't want to upset the Jews, the Muslims, the Kwanzaa-African-Americans, the Buddhists, the Shintoists, and the agnostics and atheists. But there is still one group we can squat, grunt, and take a giant crap on: the Jehovah's Witnesses. Who do not believe in celebrating any holiday. So the next time you say "Happy Holidays" you can take special pleasure in the fact that you are NOT PC, that you are a hateur, taking perverse delight in sticking it to...well, someone.