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Old 07-16-2007, 01:57 AM   #11
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Hey funk, no fair posting all the video's of you while you were at BYU, you don't count since you are still a ute fan.
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Old 07-16-2007, 02:16 AM   #12
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word of advice for you single folks out there--if a person can't be reasonably fit-looking during college, when there is the greatest incentive to look good, don't expect the future to be any better.
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Old 07-16-2007, 02:57 AM   #13
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Mercy! Uncle! Orange! Just please stop Funk. Please.

Man, I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit
You've now had a glimpse as to why zoobs are such easy targets, eh?

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Old 07-16-2007, 03:05 AM   #14
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You've now had a glimpse as to why zoobs are such easy targets, eh?

Trust me, I spent 4 1/2 years on that campus so I have had my fill. I don't think it's zoobs as much as it is Mormon kids that in general are social retards.
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Trust me, I spent 4 1/2 years on that campus so I have had my fill. I don't think it's zoobs as much as it is Mormon kids that in general are social retards.
I believe we're talking about the same folks, ya know?
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Old 07-16-2007, 04:34 AM   #16
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I believe we're talking about the same folks, ya know?
Yes.
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Old 07-16-2007, 04:50 AM   #17
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a reason not to attend utah:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wy8RRAnSmDc

notice at the end, the awkard sister hug. I love how he fits all the stereotypes.
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Old 07-16-2007, 05:06 AM   #18
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Here is a reason not to go to BYU
In the name of Richard Simmons, I command you to stop.
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Old 07-16-2007, 05:42 AM   #19
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You gotta love the kid in the purple shirt with the nunchucks. He has style AND grace.
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Old 07-16-2007, 09:01 AM   #20
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These videos are perfect examples of what happens when college kids are deprived of alcohol. How many times have you heard Mormon say, "Hey, we don't need alcohol to have fun"?
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