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UteStar · 11-15-2006, 05:40 PM

There are a couple of posters that just astound me:

exUte, snipe, cougarsrrrol, and lifi--for any political discussion, they are truly special. They can't even look at another side. You can lay out any argument and they will not even think of even thinking about what you just said. I have no doubt that if you asked them about Richard Nixon, they would say that he was a wonderful man that did nothing wrong and that it was a huge conspiracy by Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter or Nancy Pelosi.

WJCougar/ecuaboy--for just about anything else. In fairness to him, he has become much better. But man, there was a 2-year period where I honestly thought that he was grapevinianly special. He had zero coherent arguments or thoughts. It would have been amazing to see someone dumber than he was.

Carolinacoug--Not only is he incoherent in how he constructs sentences or uses punctuation, but he is generall incoherent all around. He is a disaster though he is probably a nice guy.

Norcal can be pretty insufferable as well.

Man, it sure is good that I can go off on this and know that everybody loves me and that nobody has any problems with me.

il Padrino Ute · 11-15-2006, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by jay santos

Don't confuse Ute smack with being stupid. SU could be called the dumbest of all for his childish smack with no veracity, but we know he's an intelligent person. Or at least that's been explained to us by others and we'll have to trust it.

I'm not confusing Ute smack with him being stupid. That guy really is that stupid. In his defense, I'll have to point out that he is incapable of being objective when it comes to the Utes, but that is no excuse for making idiotic comments.

Ute smack is something Goatnapper would post.

SteelBlue · 11-15-2006, 07:29 PM

Exhibit A:
http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=2265818

Jeff Lebowski · 11-15-2006, 08:35 PM

After reading the board today (Weds), I nominate the whole damn lot of them. Sheesh, what a day.

SoCalCoug · 11-16-2006, 01:09 AM

Can we vote for ourselves?

Cali Coug · 11-16-2006, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by MikeWaters

Criteria:

1. Has to be a somewhat prolific poster. The occassional dumb*#$ doesn't count.

2. Ratio of regard for this own intellect to actual value of his intellect must be high.

Yes, I know this will be difficult to pare down to only 20 or 30. But we must try.

Hmm, that's me, and me again!

I rarely have anything substantive to add, but I post all the time! 989 and counting...

Jeff Lebowski · 11-16-2006, 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by hoyacoug

... 989 and counting...

Amateur.

DrumNFeather · 11-16-2006, 12:07 PM

I have to say that Pony Boy is making a nice run at the title recently.

There are many other's too many to name, but he would get my vote.

cougjunkie · 11-16-2006, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by DrumNFeather

Could be worse...or perhaps I should say, there are worse and just leave it at that.

So you are saying she is attractive? or compared to all the other ladies on the board you have seen worse?

DrumNFeather · 11-16-2006, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by cougjunkie

So you are saying she is attractive? or compared to all the other ladies on the board you have seen worse?

I was strictly speaking to personality and board contributions. And to be fair, there have been some very creepy guys who've sought her out there from what I hear.

11-15-2006, 07:29 PM	#13
SteelBlue Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Norcal Posts: 5,821	Heal the world... Exhibit A: http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=2265818

11-15-2006, 08:35 PM	#14
Jeff Lebowski Charon Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the heart of darkness (Provo) Posts: 9,564	After reading the board today (Weds), I nominate the whole damn lot of them. Sheesh, what a day. __________________ "... the arc of the universe is long but it bends toward justice." Martin Luther King, Jr.

11-16-2006, 01:09 AM	#15
SoCalCoug Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Orange County, California Posts: 3,059	Can we vote for ourselves? __________________ Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug

11-16-2006, 12:07 PM	#18
DrumNFeather Active LDS Ute Fan Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Nantucket : ) Posts: 2,566	I have to say that Pony Boy is making a nice run at the title recently. There are many other's too many to name, but he would get my vote. __________________ "It's not like we played the school of the blind out there." - Brian Johnson.

11-15-2006, 05:40 PM	#11
UteStar Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,817	There are a couple of posters that just astound me: exUte, snipe, cougarsrrrol, and lifi--for any political discussion, they are truly special. They can't even look at another side. You can lay out any argument and they will not even think of even thinking about what you just said. I have no doubt that if you asked them about Richard Nixon, they would say that he was a wonderful man that did nothing wrong and that it was a huge conspiracy by Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter or Nancy Pelosi. WJCougar/ecuaboy--for just about anything else. In fairness to him, he has become much better. But man, there was a 2-year period where I honestly thought that he was grapevinianly special. He had zero coherent arguments or thoughts. It would have been amazing to see someone dumber than he was. Carolinacoug--Not only is he incoherent in how he constructs sentences or uses punctuation, but he is generall incoherent all around. He is a disaster though he is probably a nice guy. Norcal can be pretty insufferable as well. Man, it sure is good that I can go off on this and know that everybody loves me and that nobody has any problems with me.