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ewth8tr · 01-04-2007, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by YOhio

Gay, retarded, and douche, while once funny insults, are now passé. I like to call people turkeys. Although a little rough, it's an insult that cuts to the core.

LOL, good call. My new favorite of a long line of insults is asshat. It gets the point across, but can still be used in polite company.

YOhio · 01-04-2007, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ewth8tr

LOL, good call. My new favorite of a long line of insults is asshat. It gets the point across, but can still be used in polite company.

Asshat. Now that's a potent insult. I would never want to be accused of being an ass that doubles as a hat.

Jeff Lebowski · 01-04-2007, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by YOhio

Asshat. Now that's a potent insult. I would never want to be accused of being an ass that doubles as a hat.

Yeah, but the gold standard of insults will always be "asshole".

Surfah · 01-04-2007, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by ewth8tr

LOL, good call. My new favorite of a long line of insults is asshat. It gets the point across, but can still be used in polite company.

I believe Don and Mike sell an asshat on their website.

BarbaraGordon · 01-04-2007, 09:24 PM

All the variations on ass are good ones.

I personally favor jackass. timeless classic.

I have a friend that uses assmuncher.

Lately I've just been refering to morons as GWs. Seems to get to the point.

Archaea · 01-04-2007, 09:32 PM

I'm surprised nobody mentioned an age old favorite, "asswipe."

Surfah · 01-04-2007, 09:55 PM

Or assclown as used by Michael Bolton from Office Space.

cougjunkie · 01-04-2007, 10:00 PM

I still think Douchebag gets the point across better than any other term.

Detroitdad · 01-04-2007, 10:04 PM

I like homemade insults that are unwieldy but mean something to me. A few of my favorites are "asshead" "dickass" and "douchenuke", although the latter of these was concieved through the slurred speech of my drunken brother so I cannot take credit.

Surfah · 01-04-2007, 10:13 PM

Penis wrinkle always makes me giggle.

01-04-2007, 09:32 PM	#16
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	I'm surprised nobody mentioned an age old favorite, "asswipe." __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

01-04-2007, 09:55 PM	#17
Surfah Master Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: F'burg, VA Posts: 3,211	Or assclown as used by Michael Bolton from Office Space. __________________ Ernie Johnson: "Auburn is a pretty good school. To graduate from there I suppose you really need to work hard and put forth maximum effort." Charles Barkley: "20 pts and 10 rebounds will get you through also!"

01-04-2007, 10:00 PM	#18
cougjunkie Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Utah Posts: 5,741	I still think Douchebag gets the point across better than any other term. __________________ LINCECUM!

01-04-2007, 10:13 PM	#20
Surfah Master Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: F'burg, VA Posts: 3,211	Penis wrinkle always makes me giggle. __________________ Ernie Johnson: "Auburn is a pretty good school. To graduate from there I suppose you really need to work hard and put forth maximum effort." Charles Barkley: "20 pts and 10 rebounds will get you through also!"

01-04-2007, 09:24 PM	#15
BarbaraGordon Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Gotham City Posts: 7,157	All the variations on ass are good ones. I personally favor jackass. timeless classic. I have a friend that uses assmuncher. Lately I've just been refering to morons as GWs. Seems to get to the point.

01-04-2007, 10:04 PM	#19
Detroitdad Resident Jackass Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Roswell, New Mexico Posts: 1,846	I like homemade insults that are unwieldy but mean something to me. A few of my favorites are "asshead" "dickass" and "douchenuke", although the latter of these was concieved through the slurred speech of my drunken brother so I cannot take credit.