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Jeff Lebowski · 10-06-2007, 12:48 AM

How about it, Adam? Are you going to provide color commentary for us tomorrow? I always enjoyed that.

Archaea · 10-06-2007, 04:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski

How about it, Adam? Are you going to provide color commentary for us tomorrow? I always enjoyed that.

Would somebody provide a score sheet for how many times a GA compliments his wife or women in general for being more spiritual?

And another score sheet for how many times men are berated for being worse than women?

And how many times we are admonished to avoid the evils of pornography?

RockyBalboa · 10-06-2007, 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Archaea

Would somebody provide a score sheet for how many times a GA compliments his wife or women in general for being more spiritual?

And another score sheet for how many times men are berated for being worse than women?

And how many times we are admonished to avoid the evils of pornography?

The last 2 I GUARANTEE we'll hear during Priesthood.

Archaea · 10-06-2007, 04:12 AM

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The last 2 I GUARANTEE we'll hear during Priesthood.

It gets to the point where I can't stand the Priesthood session, because one knows there will be the obligatory pornography speech and the "we hate men because we don't place women in authority speech."

The Divorce speech by Oaks was interesting last time.

I lament the loss of Maxwell as I could always look forward to his speeches.

il Padrino Ute · 10-06-2007, 04:23 AM

Now that I have a son who is a deacon, I actually have to go to the Priesthood session. It was a nice break for the last several years.

Archaea · 10-06-2007, 04:30 AM

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Originally Posted by il Padrino Ute

Now that I have a son who is a deacon, I actually have to go to the Priesthood session. It was a nice break for the last several years.

You could send your son and tell him you need to help his mother.

il Padrino Ute · 10-06-2007, 04:41 AM

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You could send your son and tell him you need to help his mother.

That won't work, as my wife has already planned to send the other 3 kids to visit her Mom and she and her sister and sister-in-law are going to a movie.

Archaea · 10-06-2007, 04:42 AM

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That won't work, as my wife has already planned to send the other 3 kids to visit her Mom and she and her sister and sister-in-law are going to a movie.

You could help her select a proper movie for viewing.

I need something to motivate to watch these predictable sessions.

il Padrino Ute · 10-06-2007, 04:54 AM

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You could help her select a proper movie for viewing.

I need something to motivate to watch these predictable sessions.

The only movie I'm remotely interested in seeing is 3:10 to Yuma and she has no interest. This is a chick-flick movie Saturday. The estrogen levels will be so high that I want nothing to do with it.

Jeff Lebowski · 10-06-2007, 06:13 AM

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Ok. The reason I always blog Sat conference is because I am always at work on the Sat of conference. I work most Saturdays. My life is pathetic. I do have to work tomorrow.

Well, I will be at work too. Misery loves company.

10-06-2007, 12:48 AM	#1
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