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Old 06-14-2006, 02:55 AM   #21
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I can't count how many couples I have known who have put their marriage on the rocks because one partner or the other has a sexual agenda that doesn't sync with the other's.

Sex, play, etc... It's all fun but it comes in way below other concerns.
I won't disagree with you there. As long as everyone is on the same page, adventure is fun.
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Old 06-14-2006, 02:58 AM   #22
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It was a TIC (CHEEK! CHEEK DHU) observation from real, normal, everyday life... the kind of life that most married people on this board live.
Yes Beavis this is something that happens. But that doesn't mean others want to discuss it.

The next time you are on the john wiping, and your fingers tear through the toilet paper, don't start a thread about it.
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Old 06-14-2006, 03:08 AM   #23
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Yes Beavis this is something that happens. But that doesn't mean others want to discuss it.

The next time you are on the john wiping, and your fingers tear through the toilet paper, don't start a thread about it.
Sorry, but no-can-do. You will be okay. You don't have to engage it. This place is more interesting when people post what is on their mind.

Don't be so high minded all the time. Relax. Kick back.... hey, do you smell bread?
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Old 06-14-2006, 03:19 AM   #24
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Sorry, but no-can-do. You will be okay. You don't have to engage it. This place is more interesting when people post what is on their mind.

Don't be so high minded all the time. Relax. Kick back.... hey, do you smell bread?
Robin, I would like to make a request. I am fascinated by the crazy things you post about from your personal life. Text is not enough. Will you please provide pics of your wife's discharge? The video of the dog giving birth was great. Keep stuff like that coming.
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Old 06-14-2006, 03:34 AM   #25
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Robin, I would like to make a request. I am fascinated by the crazy things you post about from your personal life. Text is not enough. Will you please provide pics of your wife's discharge? The video of the dog giving birth was great. Keep stuff like that coming.

no problem.
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Old 06-14-2006, 03:35 AM   #26
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no problem.

(in best Napoleon D. voice)
Yesssssssss...
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Old 01-28-2008, 05:29 AM   #27
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I will never use mayonaise after reading this.

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Okay... if you aren't married, don't read any farther... unless you are looking for a reason to break an engagement, and then go ahead.

How many times, in your life have things started to heat up, and off came one article of clothing, and then off came another, and before you know it, you are nekid with your wife... and then you notice something... something you wish you hadn't noticed, but now that it is noticed there is definitely NO unnoticing it.

You know what I am talking about. Discharge.

And she is like, "Wha-at? It is natural... okay, if you really have a problem, you don't have to go down on me... WHA-at??"

But you know for a fact, if the tables were turned... and we were talking about MALE discharge, all of the "Wha-at... it is natural!" talk would not buy you anything more than a nasty case of blue huevos grandes.

Talk about inequity. The feminist movement is over boys. We lost.
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