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Old 01-27-2008, 01:15 AM   #51
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Who was the mission farewell for? There is a sister in my branch who just left. She originally was called to South Africa, but got her call changed at the last minute to Nashville Tennessee because of government instability (in South Africa...not Tennessee ).

Talk about a switcheroo. That's like preparing to go out on a date with Rachel Bilson, and then finding out at the door that she got sick, and had to send Janet Reno in her place.

My friend was pretty bummed about the call change, but she's going where He wants her to go.
wow, do you go to the Ranch Branch? I never really put that together. If so, my ward sacrament meeting is right before yours.

I remember hearing her talk while I was in the foyer (per my previously stated boycott of Sunday School). I recall her talking about getting up for South Africa, then getting called into the office by her Stake President to be told that she was being reassigned to Tennessee. My thought: that sucks.

Then I started reading myboynoah's posts. And I thought, wow, that sister is really lucky.
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Old 01-29-2008, 05:35 PM   #52
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buffchazen, the Lawd has called you to serve in Korihor's stake young men presidency.

Any detours to vegas are permitted provided you don't take your wife.
Sweet! Snowboarding activities every Saturday for the whole stake!
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Old 01-29-2008, 05:42 PM   #53
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Then I started reading myboynoah's posts. And I thought, wow, that sister is really lucky.
Not so lucky though. Myboynoah is in the Little Rock Arkansas Mission.
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Old 01-29-2008, 06:12 PM   #54
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Not so lucky though. Myboynoah is in the Little Rock Arkansas Mission.
Exactly. Those Nashville folks are a bunch of hicks.
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Old 01-29-2008, 06:19 PM   #55
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If CG were analogous to a Stake organization, it would be broken down as follows:

1. Stake Presidency: mike (President), archaea, bigfatmeanie
2. High Council: Goatnapper, YOhio, cr33k5t3r
3. Bishopric: Tex (Bishop), Indycoug, DDD
4. Youth Sports: Jay Santos, cougjunkie
5. RS presidency: UteStar (President), marsupial, barbara gordon
6. Employment specialist: BYU71
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8. Gospel Doctrine: Pelagius, All American, Solon
9. New move-in coordinator: SeattleUte
Heh. If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve.
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Old 01-30-2008, 07:14 PM   #56
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I am actually holding out for a new position that is surely to come. Stake breast augmentation advisor.
Sorry, 71...but that is my calling!!! They don't call me camboobs for nothing.
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Old 01-30-2008, 07:23 PM   #57
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Sorry, 71...but that is my calling!!! They don't call me camboobs for nothing.
Maybe they are meaning it in an unflaterring way.
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Old 01-30-2008, 07:25 PM   #58
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Sorry, 71...but that is my calling!!! They don't call me camboobs for nothing.

If you wore looser fitting shirts thye just might stop.
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If you wore looser fitting shirts thye just might stop.
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Maybe they are meaning it in an unflaterring way.
Nope...I've lost 12 pounds this month. Those man boobs are gone.
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