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Coach McGuirk · 07-23-2008, 07:28 PM

I was going to say I hope you got his license plate number and turned it in, but in Arkansas they would have probably booked you for being all faggy and not taking it like a man.

In all seriousness, Hope you are doing well arch.

il Padrino Ute · 07-23-2008, 07:53 PM

Wow.

Arkansas - The Douchbag State.

MikeWaters · 07-23-2008, 08:17 PM

I talked to him. He must be fine, because the main focus in the conversation was how BG's OK accent is so thick.

BarbaraGordon · 07-23-2008, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeWaters

He must be fine, because the main focus in the conversation was how BG's OK accent is so thick.

It SO is not!!! I was totally just playing it up for Archaea's son's sake. The young Archaean wanted to know what Okies were like so I figured I'd play the part. Y'all believe me, right?

Besides, what I think is funny about Archaea's story (if there *is* anything funny about this story), is the thought of Bubba throwing the truck in reverse, thinking he can have a couple more yuks at Arch's expense....then he watches Archaea stand up and it slowly dawns on Bubba that he just pissed off the *wrong* cyclist. (If you've ever seen Archaea's race pics you know that it's obvious at first glance that he spends way too much time in the gym lifting. Plus he's probably a 27th degree black belt or something.) Pretty funny that Bubba hightailed it out of there.

BarbaraGordon · 07-23-2008, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by il Padrino Ute

Wow.

Arkansas - The Douchbag State.

well said.

MikeWaters · 07-23-2008, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

It SO is not!!! I was totally just playing it up for Archaea's son's sake. The young Archaean wanted to know what Okies were like so I figured I'd play the part. Y'all believe me, right?

Besides, what I think is funny about Archaea's story (if there *is* anything funny about this story), is the thought of Bubba throwing the truck in reverse, thinking he can have a couple more yuks at Arch's expense....then he watches Archaea stand up and it slowly dawns on Bubba that he just pissed off the *wrong* cyclist. (If you've ever seen Archaea's race pics you know that it's obvious at first glance that he spends way too much time in the gym lifting. Plus he's probably a 27th degree black belt or something.) Pretty funny that Bubba hightailed it out of there.

You forget that the last part of the story is the part he made up.

BarbaraGordon · 07-23-2008, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeWaters

You forget that the last part of the story is the part he made up.

I figure if he just got run off the road by a jackass we can humor him for once.

ute4ever · 07-23-2008, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

Pretty funny that Bubba hightailed it out of there.

Typical phantom bully. Thought he was pretty tough with 3000 lbs of metal, locks, and four wheels separating him from the gay cyclist.

ute4ever · 07-23-2008, 08:28 PM

Barbara Gordon, I nominate you to change your avatar to this:

Of course, that actress is not as attractive or intelligent as you, but it's a start.

BarbaraGordon · 07-23-2008, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ute4ever

Of course, that actress is not as attractive or intelligent as you, but it's a start.

Flattery will get you everywhere, 4ever. I actually used that one a couple years ago, I think. I could use one of the Barbara Gordons from the new movie, but I can't decide whether to go with the elder or the junior Barbara (though it was never confirmed that the daughter was also named Barbara).

Of course, as you point out, the actresses don't really do me justice, but Hollywood can only do so much, I suppose.

07-23-2008, 07:28 PM	#11
Coach McGuirk Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: The Bubble Posts: 606	I was going to say I hope you got his license plate number and turned it in, but in Arkansas they would have probably booked you for being all faggy and not taking it like a man. In all seriousness, Hope you are doing well arch. __________________ "Hey! It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State. "

07-23-2008, 07:53 PM	#12
il Padrino Ute Board Pinhead Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the basement of my house, Murray, Utah. Posts: 15,941	Wow. Arkansas - The Douchbag State. __________________ "The beauty of baseball is not having to explain it." - Chuck Shriver "This is now the joke that stupid people laugh at." - Christopher Hitchens on IQ jokes about GWB.

07-23-2008, 08:17 PM	#13
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	I talked to him. He must be fine, because the main focus in the conversation was how BG's OK accent is so thick.

07-23-2008, 08:28 PM	#19
ute4ever I must not tell lies Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,103	Barbara Gordon, I nominate you to change your avatar to this: Of course, that actress is not as attractive or intelligent as you, but it's a start.