Cycling, Arkansas Style

[il Padrino Ute]

Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

It SO is not!!! I was totally just playing it up for Archaea's son's sake. The young Archaean wanted to know what Okies were like so I figured I'd play the part. Y'all believe me, right?

Don't play down that Oklahoma drawl. Between my junior and senior year of high school, there was a very attractive soon to be sophomore who moved from Oklahoma City to Sandy, Utah. Her looks were enough to have the males at Alta High School to be in constant rut mode, but her Okie drawl was too much for many to handle. Fortunately, I was the one who drew her attention, as she was a diehard baseball fan and I convinced coach to let her be a bat girl.

[Runner Coug]

Originally Posted by creekster

This story will put me in bad standing with the peta crowd, but here goes. I used to ride this loop around the west side of the SLC valley that took me through bennion and Heriman. In those days, this area was very undevleoped and there was nothing out there. there was one run down farm house that had a couple of large mutts that used to chase me every stinkin time I rode by. I couopd out sprint him, but it was always close and he was big and mean. It used to really tick me off. So taking a clue from a paperboy trick I knew, I took a syringe (w/o needle, of course) and filled it with clorox and water and when the dog came out I sprayed him right in the eyes. He yelped and beelined back to home and I never had a problem with him again (he would stand and bark but would nto chase me).

Geez, I wish I had known. My dad would have disposed of that rascal for you.

[Levin]

I'm new here, and I probably don't know the back story, but . . .

Why is Arch visiting BarbaraGordon in Oklahoma, BarbaraGordon commenting on Arch's rippled physique, and both of them sending personal emails to each other?

[il Padrino Ute]

Originally Posted by Levin

I'm new here, and I probably don't know the back story, but . . .

Why is Arch visiting BarbaraGordon in Oklahoma, BarbaraGordon commenting on Arch's rippled physique, and both of them sending personal emails to each other?

It's all about presumption. We love it here.

[SteelBlue]

Originally Posted by Levin

I'm new here, and I probably don't know the back story, but . . .

Why is Arch visiting BarbaraGordon in Oklahoma, BarbaraGordon commenting on Arch's rippled physique, and both of them sending personal emails to each other?

Torrid affair.

[il Padrino Ute]

Originally Posted by SteelBlue

Torrid affair.

See?

[Levin]

Originally Posted by il Padrino Ute

It's all about presumption. We love it here.

Okay, good. Just wanted to make sure I was playing the right game.

[BarbaraGordon]

Originally Posted by il Padrino Ute

I convinced coach to let her be a bat girl.

that part cracked me up. Well done.

[BarbaraGordon]

Originally Posted by Levin

I'm new here, and I probably don't know the back story, but . . .

Why is Arch visiting BarbaraGordon in Oklahoma, BarbaraGordon commenting on Arch's rippled physique, and both of them sending personal emails to each other?

keeheehee

[Levin]

Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

keeheehee

See, these little mischevious giggles. It's as if they are inviting the speculation.