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Old 06-19-2008, 04:30 PM   #1
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so can we talk about how true or false the rumor is about kung fui's partner- the panda- has a cub on the way?
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Old 06-19-2008, 05:57 PM   #2
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Old 06-19-2008, 09:47 PM   #3
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some Utards on Utefans.net started rumors that Unga impregnated his girlfriend and that the Athletic Department is trying to arrange a wedding to cover it up. BS.
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Old 06-19-2008, 09:56 PM   #4
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some Utards on Utefans.net started rumors that Unga impregnated his girlfriend and that the Athletic Department is trying to arrange a wedding to cover it up. BS.
Sounds like those Utards began a rumor on their low-traffic message board but it's the Zoobs that are carrying it to the world.
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Old 06-19-2008, 10:01 PM   #5
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some Utards on Utefans.net started rumors that Unga impregnated his girlfriend and that the Athletic Department is trying to arrange a wedding to cover it up. BS.
If the maternity shoe fits....
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Old 06-19-2008, 11:00 PM   #6
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Old 06-19-2008, 11:33 PM   #7
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Sounds like those Utards began a rumor on their low-traffic message board but it's the Zoobs that are carrying it to the world.
As long as we agree on the use of the word, "Utards," I'm in agreement with you.
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Old 06-20-2008, 03:49 AM   #8
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Steve Tate is off "staying with his aunt" for the summer.
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That was much better than my response. Well done.
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That was much better than my response. Well done.
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